Resident Evil 4 (REmake)

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Gamertrek said:
Finally do I have to remind anybody of the transvestite known as RE3 Jill resembling to Tomb Raider de-make? WTF happen to Jill for RE3. Why not just match the girl on the cover and make that a thing. Why downgrade her as with unsweetened Boobless-raider. I guess rich girls can not be tanned or have bouncy curves. Like how Cisco's son was not big enough for that dopplegirl who married Quarks brother. At least it is not the hook-bill monstrosity known as as Aeris from the FF7 remake. You almost realize that it was justifiable for Seproth to kill his sister. Like Seproth did us all a favor. Now she is a spirit with after-life healing powers. Again "Advent Children" > "FF7 remake" when it comes to her.
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...what the fuck did I just read?
 
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Kyrian007 said:
I'm not saying Leon has a Bieber haircut. I'm saying the person on the right side of that thumbnail has the same hair as every stock photo of a woman on r/entitledpeople. Leon on the left still looks like Leon should.

It was just a bad angle for comparison. Most of the video makes it look fine, I'm just giving Capcom a hard time. Besides this is coming from me... who saw Hard Target when I was a kid and decided to go with for THIS as a hairstyle. Kind of glad sometimes I'm bald now.View attachment 7277
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Man i miss Van Damme movies.

Gamertrek said:
Every game after RE4 was based on RE4 gameplay. How could Capcom improve upon something the director ( Shinji Makima ) did after trashing the original canceled RE4 project? You know those screens similar to Chris in winter-wonder-land on the same footing as "Code Veronica". Speaking of Shinji Makima who shaved his hair and left Capcom after their decision to port RE4 to PS2 ( which is a joke AKA Load-screen during the truck scene and downgraded everything ).

I have RE4 on my PC and okay maybe they added more stuff to the game but it is silly. RE1 remake on the GCN was good enough.

Finally do I have to remind anybody of the transvestite known as RE3 Jill resembling to Tomb Raider de-make? WTF happen to Jill for RE3. Why not just match the girl on the cover and make that a thing. Why downgrade her as with unsweetened Boobless-raider. I guess rich girls can not be tanned or have bouncy curves. Like how Cisco's son was not big enough for that dopplegirl who married Quarks brother. At least it is not the hook-bill monstrosity known as as Aeris from the FF7 remake. You almost realize that it was justifiable for Seproth to kill his sister. Like Seproth did us all a favor. Now she is a spirit with after-life healing powers. Again "Advent Children" > "FF7 remake" when it comes to her.
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Fucking WHAT!?
hanselthecaretaker said:
This one will garner a very very big “…fucking WHAT?!” from @CriticalGaming
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I was out and you PULLED ME BACK IN!!!!
 
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CriticalGaming said:
My favs are Hard Target and Timecop....actually. Bloodsport, Lionheart, and The Quest wree also great
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Hard Target and Double Impact on my personal favorites. I do enjoy Lionheart and The Quest, but they're basically just lesser versions of Bloodsport.
 
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CriticalGaming said:
I like the "underground fighting tournament" movies. I dont know why.
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Nothing wrong with that. Check out the Undisputed sequels, if you have not already. They'll fix that itch for you.

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Here's another classic underground fight club movie.

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BrawlMan said:
I never had anything against people with mullets, but I do know that hair style is hard to maintain. Second, Hard Target is still amazing, and Van Damme knew how to rock that hairstyle for one film!
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It was a bad look for me. Mostly because I paired it by dressing in early 90's neon (a lot of pink and yellows.) I looked like Saved by the Bell's AC Slater, with a dad bod instead of a build.
 
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Johnny Novgorod said:
I'm here to post the 10 Commandments of Resident Evil 4.

1. It's awesome.
2. It doesn't need a remake.
3. If you're gonna remake it change as little as possible.
4. At its worst the game had some annoying QTE sections. Maybe rework those.
5. The inventory system is great.
6. The escort mechanism is great.
7. Keep Mercernaries/Separate Ways as unlockables, don't bin them as DLC.
8. Keep the rest of RE canon at arm's length.
9. Please don't nerf the knife.
10. LeEeEeEeEoOoOn HeEeElLpP
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Honestly, the only thing I would want from a remake of RE4 is more contextual wrestling moves for Leon. Suplexes are great, but could you imagine doing a pile-driver to the cultists?
 
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Can you suplex dudes so hard their heads explode?

If you can't, this remake has no right existing.
 
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