Out of Context Quotes

[Drathnoxis]

"If money can't buy happiness, I guess I'll have to rent it."

 

[The Rogue Wolf]

"I think I'd be a great contestant on To Catch a Predator."

 

[Drathnoxis]

-Jesus Christ, The You Testament

 

[Gordon_4]

"On a scale from Robin Williams to Bilbo Baggins, how hairy we talkin'bout?"

 

[Drathnoxis]

"Been watching a lot of basketball lately, what is it about playing basketball that makes someone so tall? Is it all the jumping?"

 

[Johnny Novgorod]

 

[The Rogue Wolf]

"Frogs are not built to give you oral."

 

[The Rogue Wolf]

"This is like a meat payload, with arms and legs and dreams and aspirations...."

 

[Drathnoxis]

"My friend, take an old man's advice and don't encumber yourself with a large family. Mind I tell you, don't do it. In a small family, and small family only, you will find that comfort and that peace of mind which are the best at last of the blessings this world is able to afford us, and for the lack of which no accumulation of wealth, and no acquisition of fame, power, and greatness can ever compensate us. Take my word for it ten or eleven wives is all you need, never go over it."

 

[The Rogue Wolf]

"The eastern European cowboy is at eighteen percent health. I think."

 

[Drathnoxis]

"I'm gonna grape ya in the mouth!" -The Grapist

 

[Thaluikhain]

promise it isn't just another weird human heart experiment this time, but

 

[The Rogue Wolf]

"I got killed by a toilet I thought I was far enough away from, but I was not. It's got pretty good range on death."

 

[The Rogue Wolf]

"And the real answer, of course, is 'In Glock We Trust'."

 

[jojithepainter]

"Been watching a lot of basketball lately, what is it about playing basketball that makes someone so tall? Is it all the jumping?"

The end of the world is closer than I thought. And I didn't think it was too far to begin with.

 

[The Rogue Wolf]

"Can I shove and rub myself against these fish? If I shove and rub a fish, am I good to go?"

 

[The Rogue Wolf]

"Look at me, like a tourist. Map in one hand; gun in the other."

 

[The Rogue Wolf]

"Holy water has some interesting loot in it."

 

[thebobmaster]

"Bruv, it's a horror franchise - "finale" is like a classic rock group "farewell tour.""

 

[The Rogue Wolf]

"John Wick ate my Dinobot. That's what's going on."