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Dirty Pair became ugly with the 10-episode 1987 OVA. That shift to diminished, more aquiline features (like the chin and and upturned noses) and bigger eyes that would, sadly, become so popular in the 1990s. The old outfits were better too. The OVA made them more uniform, both plain silvery white, more revealing and flimsier for it, with these lame buttons connecting the wings of the bottoms beneath the buttocks and no way for the top not to ride up with a triangular gap in the back.


The WWWA got a few more characters that are treated like they've always been there. Stories are okay, I guess. It would be a 6 out of 10 if the designs didn't suck.
The OVA is awesome in my and most others opinion. While, some unique designs are lost. It's not a major problem for me nor most fans. I just love the action and mix of comedy. It works better there for me, than in the original series. If it bothers you that much, just wait until you get to Dirty Pair Flash. It's unwatchable.

2 out of 3 DP movies are worth checking out. Project Eden and Flight 005 Conspiracy. The latter Which is the final piece of media in the original continuity.

I still like the opening of the OVA and it's my favorite of the two.

 
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Ending credits are also still good.

I apparently watched Project Eden eleven years ago, but remember nothing. The movies need stylized opening credits like the series, with animation synced to the beat again. Can be after a narrative opening, like in the Bond series or the Cowboy Bebop movie.
 

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Can be after a narrative opening, like in the Bond
Project Eden's opening intro is pretty much a James Bond shout out.


The movies need stylized opening credits like the series, with animation synced to the beat again.
Not every anime, nor animated shows going to do that. It would be nice, but these other intros on exactly hurt the ears nor senses. If every animated show started doing this then everything will be less unique.
 
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The Lovely Angels preached to the villain in OVA episode 8 about sacrificing hundreds of people for his greed.

 

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I wondered if I was unfair to only give the Dirty Pair movie (Project Eden) a 6/10, which I didn't even remember watching in 2013, eleven years before checking out the series. No, score was appropriate. Surprisingly good animation coming off the shittiness of television and an OVA series that was half-cheap and half-fine. Nice mechanical/city designs and the girls looked better again. But it's not really Dirty Pair. The guy on the left broke the amusing duo dynamic of the show. Was too much about him. Story just wasn't that good.

 

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I wondered if I was unfair to only give the Dirty Pair movie (Project Eden) a 6/10, which I didn't even remember watching in 2013, eleven years before checking out the series. No, score was appropriate. Surprisingly good animation coming off the shittiness of television and an OVA series that was half-cheap and half-fine. Nice mechanical/city designs and the girls looked better again. But it's not really Dirty Pair. The guy on the left broke the amusing duo dynamic of the show. Was too much about him. Story just wasn't that good.

I take it for what is: a fun action movie, that is a good Dirty Pair movie. Gets an 8/10 for me, and the guy, Carson, is fine overall. He's the boy of the week and nothing more. You want a bad or mediocre Dirty Pair something? Watch the Affair of Nolandia OVA. It's a big pile of nothing.
 

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Let's do another serious one because I feel like talking about this and the last time I wrote about it, I was drunk:

Horizon in the Middle of Nowhere, Season 1 (2011)

Fantasy series based on the first volume of Minoru Kawakami 's series of fantasy novels by the same name. Of the 11 books this series consists of, only the first two have been adapted into an anime and considering that was a while ago... well, it's unlikely there'll ever be any more. It's kind of become my current obsession so let me take a moment to write about it.

So, Horizon in the Middle of Nowhere is set in a far flung future. We learn that before the events of the series, people colonized space, lived through some kind of golden age, something terrible happened and what remained of them had to return to earth where, due to a failure of the machines they created to maintain it, only the islands of what used to be Japan were left inhabitable. They first created a pocket dimension to create enough space for all the remaining people and they left their descendants with a magical documentation of history (although it only ever displays it 100 years in advance as some measure against abuse) and the expectation that they'll have to recreate history so they can regain their former greatness. Or, as someone on Tumblr put it "If you LARP history hard enough, you get to return to heaven".

The story is set after the pocket dimension containing the actual nation of Japan collapsed (which is implied to have been their fault), there was a war against the dimension containing the rest of the world and it left Japan a defeated country whose territory consists only of one city sized fleet of airships and some small enclaves in other countries. The story begins properly when that Airship fleet, the Musashi, docks at one of those enclaves for trade as the Lord of that Enclave, in a grand gesture, announces that the only way to avert an impending apocalypse is to gather the 9 magical weapons he forged and handed out to the other nations and drives home his point by destroying his own territory and killing himself by inducing a mana reactor meltdown which sets in motion a scramble for these weapons. The actual plot, accordingly, follows the student council (which, in this world, is synonymous with the government, just roll with it) of the Musashi travelling the world to claim these weapons and reclaim their own national autonomy against the unstable international alliance that oversees the recreation of history, the Testament Union.

Season 1 spends about half of its 13 episodes setting up this premise and introducing its large ensemble cast and the other half with its first important conflict, rescuing the daughter of the Lord (technically an Android he created for her spirit to live on after her real body died in an accident) who set this all in motion from the Testament Union 's captivity as she holds the secret to controlling these nine weapons and unlocking their apocalypse-defying power. If there is a primary protagonist, it's probably Aoi Toori, the stundent council's chancellor, selected by the occupying forces precisely because they assumed he was an easily controlled simpleton. And he does come off as an oblivious fratboy for most of his screentime (which, due to the ensemble nature of the cast, isn't actually that much) with an edge and cunning to him that isn't immediately apparent. The rest of their, rather large, class consists about half of characters who get fleshed out (Toori 's sister Kimi, who behind her haughty exterior, is about as much of a space cadet as her brother, timid Shrine Maiden Asama, aspiring politician Honda and many more) and ones where I'm pretty sure the entire joke is that they have exactly one defining character trait (An overconfident slime who splatters as soon as someone looks at him the wrong way, a mute bodybuilder with a bucket helmet and an Indian stereotype whose entire personality is that he's obsessed with curry and who'd be pretty offensive if the books didn't introduce other Indian characters later on who have more going for them.)

Horizon is difficult to write about, simply because of how much you have to explain about its setting, lore and setup before someone who hasn't read or seen it is even on the same page but I suppose the tl;dr is

"teenagers on an airship travel the world to retrieve McGuffins so they can stop the apocalypse and assert their independence as a nation".

The first books afterword by the author ends with the words "I handed in a folder of 780 pages of A4 documents to describe the setting and it made my editor cry." and I did my best to convey the basics using less than that. So, this is what it is. Now you're probably wondering what I find so dang fascinating about it. Well, hear me out.

People sometimes describe something as "a stupid story written by a smart person". Which gets about halfway to describing what Horizon is. But more comprehensively it's really more like "a smart story written by a smart person, constructed entirely out of stupid parts." And at some point it starts to feel like reading the fantasy fiction equivalent of listening to a Thelonius Monk performance, where you're just in awe, wondering how something this chaotic and improvisational still manages to sound like damn good music.

Put simply, Horizon consists almost entirely of over the top, ridiculous anime nonsense. There are robot maids and mechs and magical girl transformations and chibi spirits and most of its female characters have huge breasts and skin tight body suits, and giant weapons and there's a space pope, elves, anthropomorphic dragons, slimes, militarized baseball teams and the most peculiar mishmash of Asian, European, futuristic and postapocalyptic aesthetics and Kawakami looks you straight in the eyes and says "Yes, these are the elements I want to build my 12,000 pages fantasy epic about warring nations out of and I can explain in exhaustive detail how all of it works and fits together. Any objections?" Like, all this nonsense coexists with long elaborations on economics and agriculture and international relations and, like, five different types of magic with their own convoluted rules and its own weird retelling of the history of the 30 Years War and the Japanese Sengoku Period.

Straight up, this shit is bananas and someone wrote 12,000 pages of novels and animated 9 hours of television about it. It's one of the few things that I almost feel transcends any dichotomy of good or bad because of how astronomically weird it is that it actually exists. This is the equivalent of "The Story of the Vivian Girls" becoming a highly profitable movie franchise.

Listen, I'm not sure whether I can in good conscience say it's "good". Parts of it definitely are. Honestly, the whole idea of a society based on religiously reenacting history from the beginning, even though the material conditions, level of technology, actual geography and factors as fundamental as species of the people involved are completely different is a genuinely brilliant bit of satire. Especially when it comes to how the different nations try to force interpretations that would be beneficial to them. The amount of thought that went into the shandyfication of this absurd world is staggering. I do really like how it averts the unfortunate nationalistic undertones of its story by depicting the Musashi as a multicultural melting pot. Then, on the other hand, the numerous sexual harassment jokes are are in rather poor taste and so are some of the national stereotypes it plays for humor.

But honestly, I admire the fact this exists greatly. This is J-Pop Tolkien, or Akihabara Frank Herbert. It does for the aesthethics of low brow Japanese pop culture what Lord of the Rings did for those of European myths and fairy tales. It uses them as building blocks for an archetypal story about the struggle for freedom and puts them into a setting where they're contextualized by millennia of painstakingly constructed history and world building to the point it becomes more than the sum of its parts. For me as someone who's both a loony postmodernist and a shameless fantasy nerd it's like I just stepped through the looking glass. Whether it's good or bad, there's nothing else like it and I think that's beautiful.
 
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Apparently, I watched the three Dirty Pair Flash OVAs in 2009. The '90s really sucked for anime. Such decline in character designs. Faces more aquiline and long, with pointier corners. Weirder, more ridiculous hair. More effeminate men. Yuri's eyes are so big that the face almost caves in on them. She sounds more like a chipmunk than before, because moe got out of hand.

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'90s really sucked for anime.
Sucked for you and you're snobby butt. I know we've been through this already. No decade is perfect, and each one has their own problems, but I wouldn't call this version of the show the coalition of everything wrong with 90s anime. I don't care for that version either and dislike it too. You're not gonna find many defenders.
 

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Arcane season 2.

Binged it in a single day. Literally first words out of my mouth after finishing the last episode were "what the fuck?"

2024 has produced 2 absolutely baffling, and ultimately disappointing sequels to smash hit pieces of media. Folie a Deux went completely wrong and Arcane season 2... I don't even know man. This feels like a sequel to a completely different show than season 1. It's one of the most complex and convoluted stories I've ever seen. There's a shitton of plot elements, twists, reversals and double-crosses that watching it in one day was probably a mistake. It goes so all over the fucking place I don't even know where to begin. I'm probably gonna have to watch it again to see if it makes any sense at all.

Positives though: the show's animation quality hasn't suffered one bit despite the much shorter production time. There isn't as much action as in season 1, but what there is can absolutely stand up to it. The show looks even better than season 1 which I thought basically impossible. There are so many images that are basically moving paintings that the eye candy gets downright overwhelming. The design, colours and cinematography are simply out of this world. Again: binging this was a mistake. The characterization and writing are still extremely strong and you will not have any idea where the story is going.

But hoo man, does this season make some big swings and misses. And that requires getting into spoilers, so...

Like I said, this is a horrifically convoluted story. It feels like character loyalties and allegiances are reshuffled like every episode, and some of it I was having a really hard time keeping track of why. There's a bazillion different plot threads going on at once, and the pacing is just all over the goddamn map. For like half the show you're left completely baffled at some elements which do get explained and reincorporated later, but the show simply goes totally overboard with this style of storytelling. You gotta be really careful when leaving viewers in the dark, plot elements unexplained, or stranding characters for episode after episode. The worst offense in this category is probably the start of episode 8, when we get a whole lot of exposition dumped on us, and you can just feel the writing creaking at the seams in that scene.

Fuck, it's really settling in: this season's a mess. Instead of a continuation of the themes, topics and characterization of season 1 it switches gears entirely, going for astronomically high swings about transhumanism, the quest for power, and morality in politics. Which is fine, but that's not what the first season was about! The story ends up cheapening the amazing ending of season 1 by basically letting Jinx go scot free, no biggie. The obvious looming class conflict between Piltover and Zaun gets basically ditched completely, which is a fucking crime. It's also really depressing. Season 1 was no parade of smiles either, but there were moments of levity and reprieve. Here it's just an onslaught of tragedy, and whenever there's a happy moment you just know it's just the pause between kicks to the stomach.

This season also introduces multiple elements that can completely deflate and break a story, and it doesn't fully get away with them: 1. resurrection, 2. alternate timelines and 3. turning back time. The time travel is kept extremely limited, but I was getting really anxious when they were introducing it, because it also introduces the possibility of the laziest solution to any story ever. Bringing back Vander as a pseudo-zombie was IMO a huge misstep. Not necessarily because it felt out of place, but because it felt like a betrayal of season 1. The first season had a real sense of finality and stakes to it: no take backsies, no do-overs. Introducing resurrection in any form is always going to deflate that sense to some extent, and it just doesn't work here. The alternate timeline episode just felt weird. It's another example of this season's wacked out pacing. It really should have been sprinkled in with the rest of the plotlines instead of being a full episode in itself. Now that I think about it that would have been way better. The plotlines and pacing being so chaotic gives me the feeling that they hadn't really planned this story out, and instead just came up with it as they went along.
Soooooo yeah, a pretty big disappointment, but I probably screwed myself by binging it in one day. We'll see if a second watch proves different.
 
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After waiting 10+ years I finally decided to binge Attack on Titan and golly me, it was neat.

First started the show back in 2013, but "paused" it because I couldn't stand the weekly waits and with longer periods of hiatus looming, I didn't want to be invested in it back then. I'm not that big of a fan of Eren's actions during the last season, but I suppose that this was a convenient way for the writer to wrap up the world.

Anyway, good times were had.
 
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My copy of Nobunagun came in today. I know it's an anime from a decade ago, but I never got around to getting into it, even though the show is only 13 episodes. I am here for the over-the-top and crazy action. I'll start watching tonight.
 
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Arcane season 2.

Binged it in a single day. Literally first words out of my mouth after finishing the last episode were "what the fuck?"

2024 has produced 2 absolutely baffling, and ultimately disappointing sequels to smash hit pieces of media. Folie a Deux went completely wrong and Arcane season 2... I don't even know man. This feels like a sequel to a completely different show than season 1. It's one of the most complex and convoluted stories I've ever seen. There's a shitton of plot elements, twists, reversals and double-crosses that watching it in one day was probably a mistake. It goes so all over the fucking place I don't even know where to begin. I'm probably gonna have to watch it again to see if it makes any sense at all.

Positives though: the show's animation quality hasn't suffered one bit despite the much shorter production time. There isn't as much action as in season 1, but what there is can absolutely stand up to it. The show looks even better than season 1 which I thought basically impossible. There are so many images that are basically moving paintings that the eye candy gets downright overwhelming. The design, colours and cinematography are simply out of this world. Again: binging this was a mistake. The characterization and writing are still extremely strong and you will not have any idea where the story is going.

But hoo man, does this season make some big swings and misses. And that requires getting into spoilers, so...

Like I said, this is a horrifically convoluted story. It feels like character loyalties and allegiances are reshuffled like every episode, and some of it I was having a really hard time keeping track of why. There's a bazillion different plot threads going on at once, and the pacing is just all over the goddamn map. For like half the show you're left completely baffled at some elements which do get explained and reincorporated later, but the show simply goes totally overboard with this style of storytelling. You gotta be really careful when leaving viewers in the dark, plot elements unexplained, or stranding characters for episode after episode. The worst offense in this category is probably the start of episode 8, when we get a whole lot of exposition dumped on us, and you can just feel the writing creaking at the seams in that scene.

Fuck, it's really settling in: this season's a mess. Instead of a continuation of the themes, topics and characterization of season 1 it switches gears entirely, going for astronomically high swings about transhumanism, the quest for power, and morality in politics. Which is fine, but that's not what the first season was about! The story ends up cheapening the amazing ending of season 1 by basically letting Jinx go scot free, no biggie. The obvious looming class conflict between Piltover and Zaun gets basically ditched completely, which is a fucking crime. It's also really depressing. Season 1 was no parade of smiles either, but there were moments of levity and reprieve. Here it's just an onslaught of tragedy, and whenever there's a happy moment you just know it's just the pause between kicks to the stomach.

This season also introduces multiple elements that can completely deflate and break a story, and it doesn't fully get away with them: 1. resurrection, 2. alternate timelines and 3. turning back time. The time travel is kept extremely limited, but I was getting really anxious when they were introducing it, because it also introduces the possibility of the laziest solution to any story ever. Bringing back Vander as a pseudo-zombie was IMO a huge misstep. Not necessarily because it felt out of place, but because it felt like a betrayal of season 1. The first season had a real sense of finality and stakes to it: no take backsies, no do-overs. Introducing resurrection in any form is always going to deflate that sense to some extent, and it just doesn't work here. The alternate timeline episode just felt weird. It's another example of this season's wacked out pacing. It really should have been sprinkled in with the rest of the plotlines instead of being a full episode in itself. Now that I think about it that would have been way better. The plotlines and pacing being so chaotic gives me the feeling that they hadn't really planned this story out, and instead just came up with it as they went along.
Soooooo yeah, a pretty big disappointment, but I probably screwed myself by binging it in one day. We'll see if a second watch proves different.
Let me guess:

Dumb Exec at riot "Guys people loved arcane, and it was entirelly because of the great lore behind our game, so next season, lets double... no triple down on the LoL lore."

My copy of Nobunagun came in today. I know it's an anime from a decade ago, but I never got around to getting into it, even though the show is only 13 episodes. I am here for the over-the-top and crazy action. I'll start watching tonight.
Damn of all the random anime to try out a decade later. I don't remember it even making much wave back then. It was an okay show as far as I remember.
 

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Let me guess:

Dumb Exec at riot "Guys people loved arcane, and it was entirelly because of the great lore behind our game, so next season, lets double... no triple down on the LoL lore."


Damn of all the random anime to try out a decade later. I don't remember it even making much wave back then. It was an okay show as far as I remember.
From what I've seen and heard, most people who watched it enjoyed it fine enough. I am not looking for anything deep and just a fun show. Not every anime is going to make the largest impact, nor does it need to. So long as it's good and entertaining, I have 0 issues.
 

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Ill tell you one thing Blue Box needs to stop breaking my goddamn heart every episode. I did expect to even like this sports/romance. Its not a genre I ever watch but its got me on egg shells every episode.

Normally you could dismiss this as another lame will they/won't they highschool romance but the stakes are so much higher the known quantity that even if he did confess and she accepted it could potentially fuck up her concentration on winning nationals with her last chance at redemption. Be still my beating heart. Highly recommend if you can handle the anxiety. Not to mention the animation and writing are wonderful.
 
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