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Ah, yes, because selling counterfeit goods shows you have assimilated.

Making money of off people with dishonesty and fraud? Assimilated enough to be president it would seem, though I guess the fact that the products are obviously fake does make the sellers more honest than the current POTUS.
 

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Ah, yes, because selling counterfeit goods shows you have assimilated.
People coming to America to start a small business by selling products at an appropriate price rather than having some big foreign company sell the same product for hundreds (or even thousands) more feels pretty American Dream to me 🫡
 
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Can always depend on Bannon saying the quiet part loud and fuckbugger nobody hearing it lol
The only way Trump wouldn't be president in 2028 is if he died, resigned or is impeached and convicted. The office would normally be handed over Jan 20, 2029. If they start polishing Vance as POTUS material hard this time next year, then there's also the possibility they 25th him 12:01 PM Jan 20, 2027 (any sooner and it would count as a term for Vance).
 
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People coming to America to start a small business by selling products at an appropriate price rather than having some big foreign company sell the same product for hundreds (or even thousands) more feels pretty American Dream to me 🫡
And that’s how you get lead paint.
 
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here's something to ruin people's brains... see where this link now redirects you when you click on it lol (not any tricks here, you can type it in your browser yourself too if unsure)

www.starwarsweb.net

^^^the non-paywalled version^^^

The CIA Secretly Ran a Star Wars Fan Site

·May 26, 2025 at 9:00 AM

The site, starwarsweb.net, was a covert CIA communications tool. It has pictures of Yoda and C-3PO on it.

The CIA Secretly Ran a Star Wars Fan Site

Image: Wayback Machine via Santilli's research.

“Like these games you will,” the quote next to a cartoon image of Yoda says on the website starwarsweb.net. Those games include Star Wars Battlefront 2 for Xbox; Star Wars: The Force Unleashed II for Xbox 360, and Star Wars the Clone Wars: Republic Heroes for Nintendo Wii. Next to that, are links to a Star Wars online store with the tagline “So you Wanna be a Jedi?” and an advert for a Lego Star Wars set.

The site looks like an ordinary Star Wars fan website from around 2010. But starwarsweb.net was actually a tool built by the Central Intelligence Agency (CIA) to covertly communicate with its informants in other countries, according to an amateur security researcher. The site was part of a network of CIA sites that were first discovered by Iranian authorities more than ten years ago before leading to a wave of deaths of CIA sources in China in the early 2010s.

Ciro Santilli, the researcher, said he was drawn to investigating the network of CIA sites for various reasons: his interest in Chinese politics (he said his mother-in-law is part of the Falun Gong religious movement); his penchant for TV adaptions of spy novels; “sticking it up to the CIA for spying on fellow democracies” (Santilli says he is Brazillian); and that he potentially had the tech knowhow to do so given his background in web development and Linux. That, and “fame and fortune,” he said in an online chat.

Santilli found other likely CIA-linked sites, such as a comedian fan site, one about extreme sports, and a Brazilian music one. In his own writeup, Santilli says that some of the sites appear to have targeted Germany, France, Spain, and Brazil judging by their language and content.

“It reveals a much larger number of websites, it gives a broader understanding of the CIA's interests at the time, including more specific democracies which may have been targeted which were not previously mentioned and also a statistical understanding of how much importance they were giving to different zones at the time, and unsurprisingly, the Middle East comes on top,” Santilli said.


Image: a screenshot of the site included in Santilli's research.

In November 2018, Yahoo News published a blockbuster investigation into the CIA’s covert communication channels and how they were exposed. That exposure originated in Iran before more than two dozen CIA sources died in China in 2011 and 2012, according to the report. The CIA ultimately shut down the covert communications tool.

In September 2022, Reuters published its own investigation with the headline “America’s Throwaway Spies.” That article showed how, for example, a CIA informant in Iran called Gholamreza Hosseini was identified by Iranian authorities thanks to the CIA’s sloppily put together covert websites. One of the CIA’s mistakes was that the IP addresses pointing to the sites were sequential, meaning that after discovering one, it was straightforward for a researcher to find others very likely in the same network.

As the Reuters piece showed, typing a password into the ordinary looking websites’ search bar actually triggered a login process for sources to then communicate with the CIA.

That Reuters piece published two domains, and described nine of the sites in total. The piece included clues that Santilli was able to use to find many, many more. Santilli found that the filenames of screenshots included in the article contained in some cases the URLs of the CIA sites themselves. He then looked them up on the Wayback Machine, he writes. He then used viewdns.info to find other related domains, a site that can show you what domains are associated with certain IP addresses.

Santilli’s own write-up goes into extensive detail on how he uncovered the Star Wars and other sites. It includes all manner of things like digging through a mass of historic domain names, analyzing the site’s HTML, and using “a small army of Tor bots” to bypass the Wayback Machine’s IP throttling. He says he did all this research without paying for any data, and instead used freely available online tools for his sleuthing. Citizen Lab previously identified 885 total websites following Hosseini telling Reuters the name of the site he used to communicate with the CIA, iraniangoals.com. Eventually Santilli had a few hundred domains which he manually inspected “as patience would allow,” he writes.

Zach Edwards, an independent cybersecurity researcher, told 404 Media “The recent efforts to uncover the websites CIA used to communicate with their spies all over the world aligns with what I understood about this network. We’re now about 15 years past when these websites were being actively used, yet new information continues to drip out year after year.”

“The simplest way to put it—yes, the CIA absolutely had a Star Wars fan website with a secretly embedded communication system—and while I can’t account for everything included in the research from Ciro, his findings seem very sound,” Edwards added. “This whole episode is a reminder that developers make mistakes, and sometimes it takes years for someone to find those mistakes. But this is also not just your average ‘developer mistake’ type of scenario.”

About his research, Santilli said “At the very least the potential public benefit of enlightening history seems to be greater than that risk now. I really hope we're right about this.”

He added “It is also cute to have more content for people to look at, much like a museum. It's just cool to be able to go to the Wayback Machine and be able to see a relic spy gadget ‘live’ in all its glory.”

The CIA did not respond to a request for comment.



Why do tech oligarchs keep proclaiming that the end is nigh? From Elon Musk warning of the civilizational-level threat of the “woke mind virus,” to Marc Andreessen declaring that “any deceleration of AI will cost lives,” to Peter Thiel’s fixation with the Antichrist, billionaires are insistent that the stakes of their ventures are nothing less than apocalyptic.

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the jokes have breached containment, I repeat, the Glenn Greenwald jokes have breached containment
 
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As I said, I'm done.

At this point, your track record speaks for itself: you repeatedly cite material you haven’t read, misstate it when corrected, and then redefine the discussion to preserve your certainty. We’ve seen it with masks, with long-COVID, and even with your attempt to rewrite the definition of the Dunning-Kruger effect while waving around a Google blurb and an editorial to dispute the definition and explanation supplied by more authoritative sources.

There’s no meaningful exchange to have when you treat evidence as a prop rather than a constraint.

So again, I’m stepping out. When you decide that reading a source means more than telling yourself that you never needed to, you’ll find plenty of people willing to have an informed discussion. Until then, I’m done donating my time to your performance contrarianism.
Yes, 78 RCT studies is bad evidence in your world. I'll stay in my world that listens to the gold standard of medical evidence.
 

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I can't satirize this; it's just too dumb: RFK Jr. is directing the CDC to study the harms of... offshore wind farms. We truly are living in the stupidest timeline.

What, did the worm tell him that's how they activate the 5G in vaccines?

What antiparasitic-or-solvent-as-cure-all is the right one to use as a prophylactic against the dangers of offshore wind turbines again?

They missed the other version of AI end-is-nigh talk from our tech overlords. Hell, MIRI researchers/fanfiction writer Elizier Yudkowsky wrote a book title "If Anyone Builds It, Everyone Dies" that starts with a newly trained AI attempting to solve math theorems and ends with the extinction of humanity.

Personally, for AI doom scenarios I prefer the considerably less realistic trilogy that begins with Crystal Society, and for distrubingly realistic horror I think I prefer Sort By Controversial by Scott Alexander (I'd even assign a small but non-zero chance that it describes something that has at some point actually happened, in the broad strokes).
 

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Is the study led by Prof. Quixote de La Mancha PHD? Because it better be
Don Quixote would be rejected by the Trump administration for being far too sane (and also being Spanish). And I'm willing to bet that this is just to give some sort of cover to Trump's own Quixotic crusade to eliminate windmills (because they ruin the view from his golf courses, and of course we should care more about that than generating clean energy).
 

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She has an MPP and can't debate people?!?! Embarrassing.
I have met people who are highly intelligent, but cannot for the life of them argue their points in a dynamic fashion like you would in a debate. I suspect Mrs Miller may suffer the same skill deficiency. That and I had to look up what an MPP was.
 

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I have met people who are highly intelligent, but cannot for the life of them argue their points in a dynamic fashion like you would in a debate. I suspect Mrs Miller may suffer the same skill deficiency. That and I had to look up what an MPP was.
Almost every American has had to do PowerPoint presentations and defend them in high school when I went to school, and this also had to be done in college, and I know this has to be done with an MPP as I have been near the John Glenn Public Policy Center at OSU. I am mentally ill, so I say stupid shit like I hope Trump defunds your SS, but I have no political power other than my vote, and my small network, for a seasoned political/DOGE staffer like her to want to deport/denaturalize Cenk Ugyur for hitting her with a debate-based low blow is insane. Elon Musk isn't even a U.S.-natural-born citizen. She's 34. If this were a School Board member, a senior citizen official, or even a mayor's staffer, that would be one thing. She is a seasoned political operative!
 

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A Republican Representative has said that anyone on SNAP who doesn't have "at least 1 month of groceries stocked" should never receive benefits again "because wow, stop smoking crack."


I'd like to point out that about 18% of the population of Louisiana receive SNAP benefits. That's an awful lot of people "smoking crack". Maybe he should do something about that.
 
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The problem with this study is that a few generations after that, most people become Americans and go towards the mean. Also, remittances can be used as a geopolitical weapon if needed. Other than that, it's pretty good.


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Hard disagree, we need the diversity lottery, it's amazing for soft power, and you never know who you may get, you could get someone from a country no one pays attention to who wins a Nobel Prize in literature. Refugees cost lots of money, true, but they are amazingly loyal, depending on where you get them from, but generally very loyal. Family immigration means support networks. America still needs children; what we don't need are supersized ethnic enclaves.

The author has money and economics brain. Not a big picture brain like a Hillary Clinton, Mark Carney, or Chrystia Freeland. Immigration isn't just about producing STEM and finance workers; it's also about birthrates, soft power, hard power(future US military members).

If I were the author, I would use multipliers for US military personnel, for example. Guess whose protecting the billion-dollar cargo ship or oil field, it's the US military member.
 

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We had elections over here in the Netherlands.

Wilders lost a whole bunch of seats and was overtaken by a slim margin by D66.

Oh hey, look who's tweeting about election fraud.
I voted in an early election, too. But I suspect all of the issues, and the candidates I support will lose. It's a semi-conservative area.