Funny events in anti-woke world

[Gergar12]

JD Vance and Erika Kirk's Warm Hug at Turning Point Event Goes Viral

Vice President JD Vance joined Charlie Kirk's widow, Erika, at a Turning Point USA event on Oct. 29, leading to an emotional embrace on the stage

people.com

OH THEY FAWKIN! That's why Kirk is dressed like a cheap leather couch.

She clerked for multiple conservative SCOTUS judges. She knew what she was getting into.

 

[The Rogue Wolf]

From the "We Have Nothing to Hide, So Don't You Dare Talk" department:

https://www.cnn.com/2025/11/02/politics/hegseth-bars-military-officials-from-discussing-drug-boat-strikes-with-congress-without-prior-approval

Can't let anyone accidentally admit that the Trump administration has no idea who's actually on the boats they're blowing up, after all....

 

[Chimpzy]

Or maybe throw in a wildcard third option

 

[XsjadoBlaydette]

oh my fucking god he's so bad at propaganda, so shit at trying to get a bad faith point communicated, it's astonishing to watch all these pathetic sycophants treat him seriously, it's embarrassing and these twats want to still claim they're the real hard men? Fuck off, as far as the eye can see just go and leave our species alone

Can't hurt to have more John Oliver

 

[Chimpzy]

U.S. family moved to Russia to escape liberal culture and got drawn into the war with Ukraine

As many as 1,500 “ideological immigrants,” including 127 Americans, have applied for temporary residence in Russia in the last year.

www.nbcnews.com

Sucks for those kids to have had to live in a barn. But it's ok, because you know who else lived in a barn?

Jesus

 

[Hades]

Dick Cheney being dead is a pretty funny event in anti woke world. He probably felt some comfort about no longer being the biggest filth in US politics.

 

[The Rogue Wolf]

Oh, look, that thing we said was going to happen is happening: Criminals are posing as ICE agents.

FBI Warns of Criminals Posing as ICE, Urges Agents to ID Themselves

In a bulletin to law enforcement agencies, the FBI said criminal impersonators are exploiting ICE’s image and urged nationwide coordination to distinguish real operations from fakes.

www.wired.com

Who knew that letting thugs cover their faces and refuse to identify themselves as they whisk people away might be copied by the lawless?!

 

[Thaluikhain]

Oh, look, that thing we said was going to happen is happening: Criminals are posing as ICE agents.

Because nobody can tell the difference...for various reasons.

 

[Agema]

Who knew that letting thugs cover their faces and refuse to identify themselves as they whisk people away might be copied by the lawless?!

I think you've got that the wrong way round: ICE are copying the tactics of the lawless. Obviously, because ICE is itself a lawless organisation.

 

[Chimpzy]

US Army advises food bank to soldiers in Germany amid pay uncertainty

US soldiers in Germany may not receive November pay amid the prolonged US government shutdown. Emergency funds covered October salaries, but future payments are uncertain.

www.euronews.com

Any American shows up to those food banks, they should get told "Deutschland Zuerst" and thrown back out on the street, as befits a welfare queen.

 

[Gergar12]

US Army advises food bank to soldiers in Germany amid pay uncertainty

US soldiers in Germany may not receive November pay amid the prolonged US government shutdown. Emergency funds covered October salaries, but future payments are uncertain.

www.euronews.com

Any American shows up to those food banks, they should get told "Deutschland Zuerst" and thrown back out on the street, as befits a welfare queen.

Moves military bases to Poland and bankrupts the local German businesses around it.

 

[Chimpzy]

Moves military bases to Poland and bankrupts the local German businesses around it.

Worth it. Then, rince and repeat until gone.

 

[crimson5pheonix]

 

[Chimpzy]

Context: some rich asshole passed out in oval office. I'm assuming it was the smell. Trump stood and stared. RFK jr was present, but dipped the moment the rich asshole went down. Luckily, Dr Oz remained, probably shilling some vitamin supplement that'll sort that out in a jiffy.

 

[Casual Shinji]

Context: some rich asshole passed out in oval office. I'm assuming it was the smell. Trump stood and stared. RFK jr was present, but dipped the moment the rich asshole went down. Luckily, Dr Oz remained, probably shilling some vitamin supplement that'll sort that out in a jiffy.

 

[The Rogue Wolf]

Oprah Winfrey's crime against humanity Dr. Oz declares that, thanks to Trump's weight-loss drug deal, Americans will lose 135 billion pounds by the midterms.

Dr. Oz made a stunning estimate after Trump’s obesity drug deals: ’135 billion’ pounds?!

Dr. Oz's wildly optimistic weight loss projections raise eyebrows.

www.yahoo.com

Fortunately, Stephen Colbert and his staff have done the math, and that's... 393 pounds per American.

All that fat in Trump's head is probably skewing the average.

 

[Chimpzy]

Rep. Marjorie Taylor Greene praises Nancy Pelosi for her ability to 'deliver' for Dems

After Rep. Nancy Pelosi announced her retirement from Congress, Rep. Marjorie Taylor Greene praised the liberal stalwart during an appearance on CNN.

www.usatoday.com

This is the moment MTG really became president.

 

[Gordon_4]

Oprah Winfrey's crime against humanity Dr. Oz declares that, thanks to Trump's weight-loss drug deal, Americans will lose 135 billion pounds by the midterms.

Dr. Oz made a stunning estimate after Trump’s obesity drug deals: ’135 billion’ pounds?!

Dr. Oz's wildly optimistic weight loss projections raise eyebrows.

www.yahoo.com

Fortunately, Stephen Colbert and his staff have done the math, and that's... 393 pounds per American.

All that fat in Trump's head is probably skewing the average.

I keep forgetting, is that talk show arsewipe an actual MD or is he a doctor in the sense that he just has a PhD in something?

 

[Agema]

I keep forgetting, is that talk show arsewipe an actual MD or is he a doctor in the sense that he just has a PhD in something?

Yeah, he's an MD. However, I don't know he's been practicing medicine significantly for the last 20 years or so, so much as trading off his fame and reputation.

 

[Chimpzy]

Yeah, he's an MD. However, I don't know he's been practicing medicine significantly for the last 20 years or so, so much as trading off his fame and reputation.

To be a little more specific, Oz was a surgeon mostly specializing in cariothoracic surgery. But also yes, not much info to be found of Oz practicing after the mid 00s.