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Johnny Novgorod

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Corner Office

Jon Hamm plays the anti-Don Draper, a meek, antisocial bureaucrat who shares a desk with a messy coworker and fantasizes about having a slick corner office - not unlike something out of Sterling Cooper - where he's able to act confident and speak his mind. Problem is his fantasies require him to stand still and catatonic while facing the imaginary office door down an empty hall. Whenever he thinks he's summoning someone to speak candidly to them, he's just standing there, weirding out his coworker.

The movie starts off giving Severance vibes (perpetually snow-covered parking lot, brutalist façade, endless hallways, mystery doors, actual nondescript work) while the petty office rewards system and mantra ("Think of the Floor", so everyone's forced to wear those plastic sick bay booties) suggest workplace satire. When Jon Hamm's coworkers, his boss and the cute receptionist who clearly has a thing for him all start reacting to his matter of fact whimsy I thought Lars and the Real Girl. Well I kept thinking of other movies and shows anyway. But Corner Office has pretty much nowhere left to go after the first half hour. It looks like it's going to go somewhere and then it doesn't. It sort of just stands there.
 

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Avatar: Fire And Ash: Great / Great

It's Avatar. Another one. I loved it. If not for the nostalgic place the first movie holds as the last time my movie-going experience was an ACTUAL experience, I'd say Fire And Ash is the best of the three films.

One Battle After Another: Good? / Great

It's one of those movies that moves in so many directions, by the time it was over, I'm not sure I "got" it, but I enjoyed it. I'll have to watch it again.
 
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I just came back from this.

9/10

Its my first 3D film since I needed glasses so that was a bit of a learning experience and my only complaint honestly is that the movie looks like its at the high frame rate like the Hobbit and that more than any of the CGI makes it feel video gamey. With luck the bluray will be at a civilised 24 frames.

Beyond that, James Cameron can still take the basic tropes and make something immensely fun to watch with a very distinct visual language and man, I gotta give some props to Oona Chaplain who plays Varang - the one with the mad eyes in the tweet picture - because she plays the character with absolutely wild unhinged energy and boy oh boy did her chemistry with Quarritch make my butt clench. One of their first scenes together is a dark variation of the famous rifle training scene between Hicks and Ripley in Aliens. All in all, I had a lot of fun and I suspect you know if you're going to see this or not.

Also, something I feel people overlook about Avatar even as they continue to take the piss out of it despite its absolute fucking success, is that James Cameron keeps it old school. I'm the biggest fan of the MCU around these parts - Thunderbolts and Fantastic 4 were great, die mad about it - but I do get the complaint that people feel like they insist on you doing the reading beforehand with the tie ins and spin offs. Avatar doesn't do that. You want to watch Fire and Ash? All you need to see is Avatar and Way of Water, as was traditional with in the before times. And once you've watched it, it leaves you alone.
His reasoning on the high frame rate (apparently around 40% of F&A uses it) -



A bit more into it -
 

Johnny Novgorod

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Jerry & Marge Go Large

In 2003 a retired man discovered a loophole in a lottery game that all but guaranteed a win so long as the bet was large enough and nobody won the jackpot. He tested the theory, doubled his money, told his wife and eventually got the whole town of Evart, Michigan into a betting scheme that netted them a total of 7.5 million for as long as the lottery kept going. And it was all legal too. Go Jerry!

Because they made the story into a movie, this is also a story about Jerry rekindling his marriage, reconnecting with his son, breathing life into the community and besting a bunch of Harvard brats who catch wind(fall) of the loophole as well (in real life they were MIT, which I guess isn't douchy enough for the movie).

There's not much of an ending: the lottery thing peters out, the townsfolk celebrate all the moolah they racked and...? Well, here's some pictures of the real life people. Cute story.
 

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40% feels about right, it’s noticeable most in the flying scenes but once you’re used to it it’s not a big deal, just a little disorientating at first.
It's noticable everytime the movie switches back to 24fps though. Maybe some screenings went full 48, but mine switched back and forth and it felt jarning whenever the frames where cut back.
 

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I just came back from this.

9/10

Its my first 3D film since I needed glasses so that was a bit of a learning experience and my only complaint honestly is that the movie looks like its at the high frame rate like the Hobbit and that more than any of the CGI makes it feel video gamey. With luck the bluray will be at a civilised 24 frames.

Beyond that, James Cameron can still take the basic tropes and make something immensely fun to watch with a very distinct visual language and man, I gotta give some props to Oona Chaplain who plays Varang - the one with the mad eyes in the tweet picture - because she plays the character with absolutely wild unhinged energy and boy oh boy did her chemistry with Quarritch make my butt clench. One of their first scenes together is a dark variation of the famous rifle training scene between Hicks and Ripley in Aliens. All in all, I had a lot of fun and I suspect you know if you're going to see this or not.

Also, something I feel people overlook about Avatar even as they continue to take the piss out of it despite its absolute fucking success, is that James Cameron keeps it old school. I'm the biggest fan of the MCU around these parts - Thunderbolts and Fantastic 4 were great, die mad about it - but I do get the complaint that people feel like they insist on you doing the reading beforehand with the tie ins and spin offs. Avatar doesn't do that. You want to watch Fire and Ash? All you need to see is Avatar and Way of Water, as was traditional with in the before times. And once you've watched it, it leaves you alone.
That's my point, there is no reason people would, on principle, not watch theatrical movies. Much more I feel like studios have spent the last 15 years trying to make movies feel, and frankly, often times look, like serialized television and are now wondering why people won't go see them at the theater.

Meanwhile you got the Avatar movies offering an experience very explicitly made for the big screen, showing off what you can accomplish with state of the art technology. And lo and behold, people actually turn up for it. Hell, even something like Superman which, let me be honest, wasn't the most visually impressive movie in the world as far as effects go but at least had some pretty good spectacle did fine.

When people go to the cinema, they want to be impressed. For most movies that come out, it makes little difference if you see them on the big screen or small screen.

Me, I'll go see it later today. And I'm looking forward to it.


The critical consensus Oscar favorite and universally acclaimed movie now is One Battle After Another, which is almost 3 hours.
It's also kind of awful.

Okay, no, polemics aside, it's well acted and well shot but for a quirky 70's throwback movie with a comically inflated budget that misunderstands the book it was inspired by, feels politically stuck in the Bush era and bungles both its satire and and its action, it's a miracle it made its money back at all.

Maybe Tarantino could have made it an actual hit. He sure as hell would have made it less dull.
 

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It's noticable everytime the movie switches back to 24fps though. Maybe some screenings went full 48, but mine switched back and forth and it felt jarning whenever the frames where cut back.
No it did that, but eventually it just began to feel like another kind of camera trick or film making flourish. Like slow-motion, or a fish eye lens.
 
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The Mummy: Tomb of the Dragon Emperor

You know what, I'm going to put this above the last two Indiana Jones movies. Fight me.

It's also naturally well below the previous two Mummy movies, with either too many changes from what works or too many repetitions of what doesn't. Rachel Weisz is gone, John Hannah doesn't land a single joke, O'Connell Jr. is a charisma vacuum and both the new mummy and the "ancient order" (it's only two people now) who've been keeping it secret forever are less interesting versions of what we already got. Same for poor Maria Bello, who's been given the thankless role of following Rachel Weisz. Imagine it's your first day on a new job and your boss points to Evy from The Mummy and goes "There, be that".

I can also imagine Neil Druckmann in a pre-production meeting for Uncharted 4 going: "Ok, anybody remember the third Mummy movie? The one without Rachel Weisz".
 

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The Mummy: Tomb of the Dragon Emperor

You know what, I'm going to put this above the last two Indiana Jones movies. Fight me.

It's also naturally well below the previous two Mummy movies, with either too many changes from what works or too many repetitions of what doesn't. Rachel Weisz is gone, John Hannah doesn't land a single joke, O'Connell Jr. is a charisma vacuum and both the new mummy and the "ancient order" (it's only two people now) who've been keeping it secret forever are less interesting versions of what we already got. Same for poor Maria Bello, who's been given the thankless role of following Rachel Weisz. Imagine it's your first day on a new job and your boss points to Evy from The Mummy and goes "There, be that".

I can also imagine Neil Druckmann in a pre-production meeting for Uncharted 4 going: "Ok, anybody remember the third Mummy movie? The one without Rachel Weisz".
I'm not sure I'd fight you on that, although I don't like any of the three very much. I will say that the one thing I'll give Tomb of the Dragon Emperor credit for: that is one of the best recasting jokes I've seen in a movie. Shame that it was also one of the only jokes in the movie that landed.
 

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Avatar: Fire and Ash (2025)

Third, out of a planned five, installment in James Cameron's Avatar series, the ongoing saga of humanity trying to conquer the alien moon of Pandora and it's native Na'vi people, lead by former human soldier Jake Sully (Sam Worthington) and his family, fighting back.

Fire and Ash is different to the previous two movies in that it does little to particularly advance any ongoing narrative, besides cataloguing one more large battle between Pandora and Earth, this movie is, when it comes down to it, almost solely dedicated to developing the characters. So what it deals with is on one side Sully's family working out some of their differences, particularly regarding Spider (Jack Champion), their designated Adopted Human Sibling, who is the biological son of recurring antagonist Colonel Miles Quaritch (Stephen Lang) whom Quaritch himself would like to take back from them and their daughter Kiri (Sigourney Weaver) who's, like... Sexy Alien Jesus, born from a virgin and the great spirit Eywa. Meanwhile Quaritch himself reaches out to a different, more war like tribe of the Na'vi who let Cameron indulge in some of the less wholesome parts of native iconography, dancing around camp fires, snorting hallucinogenics, wearing white face paint that makes their heads look like skulls and certainly more than eager to become acquainted with that human invention called "gunpowder". Their leader the crazed priestess Varang (Oona Chaplin, for good reason noted to be the standout performance of the movie)who takes on the role of Quaritch's love interest and renders them a parallel to Jake and Neytiri (Zoe Saldana) which kinda factors into this movies story but seems to be setting up some greater payoff in the sequels.

Avatar: Fire and Ash is an impressive effort. Not to repeat myself, but in a time where action films have come to be written and, even worse, look like television productions a lot of the time, James Cameron is a director trying his hardest to give theatrical audiences their money's worth. Avatar 3 is once again a big dumb movie with big dumb effects and big dumb action setpieces and big dumb emotions, this one in particular certainly being the one to lean the hardest into outright melodrama. But honestly, that is what I kinda liked about it. Seeing how many recent action movies have their characters primarily communicate in smarmy one liners, it feels refreshing to have a movie where people cry, yell at each other, hug each and tell each other they love each other. Basically the entire plot is in how peoples feeling towards each other develop, to the point that the actual battles have a tendency to feel a bit incidental, lavishly directed and exhaustively long as they may be.

And to be fair, this movie is probably a good bit longer than it ought to be. During its climax I often caught my mind wandering, thinking about what I was planning to have for dinner over what it was that I was watching. James Cameron obviously really expects the audience to be invested in Pandora's other civilization, the race of alien whales (or, you might say, whaliens) they established in the last movie and straight up, I really wasn't. Matter of fact my reaction whenever they cut back to them was "Holy crap, can we please be done with this shit already."

That aside though, there is some rather good stuff in this movie, make no mistake. For what it's worth, it did make me care about these characters. Everyone just felt really fleshed out. There wasn't any of that "We'll just establish that they exist now and flesh them out in the sequels or their own spinoff" that a lot of modern franchise movies have, almost everyone had an arc that went somewhere, went through some sort of emotional transformation. The closest it comes to sidelining a character for later was probably Varang, as I've pointed out before. But Particularly the character of Quaritch deserves po be singled out here, this movie really turns him from the stock macho military man villain he was in the first two movies into a character with a surprising amount of nuance.

That said, one does wonder. This is the third time we got to visit Pandora and while it's certainly setting up some things to pay off in the future, it's the one where the least is accomplished by either side of the conflict, giving Fire and Ash a somewhat aimless feeling. And it makes me question, does James Cameron view Pandora more than anything as a place to escape to? No to get too lost in the weeds, one does wonder if Avatar's main theme embodied by Sully and here reiterated in the character of Spider, of making amends for the cruelty and greed of humanity, matter of fact of shedding your own humanity to be embraced into something more pure, more innocent, more beautiful, something worth living and dying for is rooted in some personal longing on his part. If Cameron's meticulous obsession with bringing it to life with his, on occasion rather unreflected seeming, enthusiasm for state of the art technology, modeling and animating all these bioluminescent plants and turquoise seas and pretty, almost naked alien people (though, make no mistake, despite everything the CGI in this still is a long way from passing as photorealistic) isn't tinged by a certain desperation. Because Fire and Ash feels like an excuse to spend time in this world and with these characters more than an effort to advance some grand, epic five part narrative.

All things considered, make no mistake, I overall liked this. I personally wouldn't mind spending more time in this world and with these characters either, I enjoy them fine. I don't begrudge these movies their success, even if there is a small, resentful part inside of me that thinks it should be Rebel Moon in their place. This will probably make its 1 billion+ dollars at the box office and there've been worse things to do so. This movie has had character moments and action setpieces and visuals that will stick with me, I did find some parts emotionally affecting, it's a perfectly good movie. If you're at all interested in seeing this, by all means, go ahead and see it. The worst I could say about it is that it had some pacing issues. But I don't feel burned out on this series yet, I am perfectly willing to watch the next two movies.

Just, please, can we finally put that whole whale stuff behind us? Come on, Jim...
 

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He plans on making two more of theses?! Oh fuck, I forgot and thought it was a rumor. Fuck off Cameron. You're beyond milking it at this point!
More than that, he's said that if for whatever reason the 4th and 5th don't happen, he'll hold a press conference to reveal the plot details.

 
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The Wolf of Snow Hollow

Today's December 28 and this is the first movie all year to completely surprise me. Go figure. Maybe because I only know Jim Cummings as the actor playing Barry in the movie-within-the-show. Here he writes, directs and stars in what initially looks like a cheap werewolf movie until about 20 minutes in when it hit me that I was watching something uniquely strange, sensible and funny. This movie is a long list of X meets Y but it would spoil the fun and be a disservice for something that is so uniquely itself. Dedicated to the late great Robert Forster, who makes a very different sheriff than the one he played in Twin Peaks.
 

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He plans on making two more of theses?! Oh fuck, I forgot and thought it was a rumor. Fuck off Cameron. You're beyond milking it at this point!
If those two are still raking in the money, I'd not expect them to stop there.