Shower Thoughts MK2

Xprimentyl

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If one bite per mosquito, an average of 3 mL per bite, and an average of 5 liters of blood in a person, about 1666.667.
Not surprised at all to see a string of 6s in that number; mosquitoes are the devil's minions.
 

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If for you and it could and you for it was to be should you for it would you do?
 
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Do kids still say "le" as a substitute for "the"? That was probably the internet fad that has generated the most fury in me, ever. Even more than weebs.
 
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Do kids still say "le" as a substitute for "the"? That was probably the internet fad that has generated the most fury in me, ever. Even more than weebs.
Well, if it makes you feel any better, I overheard a bunch of dumb little redneck kids yelling at each other and one of then literally yelled "shut up you stupid twat!". Living in a cheap apartment in the methier part of town sure is weird.

Anyway...well shit, typing out this first part has actually made me forget my shower thought. I shall return!!!
 

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Well, if it makes you feel any better, I overheard a bunch of dumb little redneck kids yelling at each other and one of then literally yelled "shut up you stupid twat!". Living in a cheap apartment in the methier part of town sure is weird.

Anyway...well shit, typing out this first part has actually made me forget my shower thought. I shall return!!!
What's so weird about that? Honestly, twat sounds more like something us crass Americans would come up with anyway.
 

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What's so weird about that? Honestly, twat sounds more like something us crass Americans would come up with anyway.
Really? Cuz if I see someone write twat, my first assumption would be that they're British (or perhaps former Commonwealth). Kind of the same category as words like wanker, bollocks or c-unt.
 

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Really? Cuz if I see someone write twat, my first assumption would be that they're British (or perhaps former Commonwealth). Kind of the same category as words like wanker, bollocks or c-unt.
Oh I know it's very British, I just think British insults are great and us Americans should steal more.