Biden v. Trump Election Mega Thread

[Shadyside]

Tonight the world will witness two senile old perverts trying to debate who will covet this powerful 3rd world country. This is a lose lose situation no matter how you look at it. Even if Joe wins the election, Donald will just challenge it and have his judges rule in favor of him.

 

[gorfias]

I'm terrified.

Joe Biden cannot win. He is a shambling zombie of a corrupt old political whore that will sell the US out to places like Russia, Ukraine and China as fast and as often as he possibly can while sending his unemployable son Hunter to be his bag man collecting billions from around the world as kickback for Joe getting/keeping us in bad trade deals.

He will use our military like his private mercenary army wasting US blood and treasure in endless wars around the world.

Joe is not campaigning really. He hides in his basement. His legacy media handlers ask him softball questions while lying and spinning about Trump non-stop. (Really, writing he allegedly said bad things about our troops as reported by an anonymous source was a news story!??!)

There is no enthusiasm for this guy. At all. Digital rapist and girl sniffer. Racist bigot yet sell out of his own demographic.

It appears the Left plans to steal the election. It's their only chance, polls be damned (and even those show Hillary, who lost, had higher ratings than Joe, who, if done fairly, will badly lose this election).

So, hopefully we can get in Trump's next USSC pick in time to stop the theft of this election. I fear we may not be able to pull it off.

 

[Hawki]

You know, looking at the poll, I almost voted for Biden, because in a sane world, there's no way Trump could win. Alas, I told myself that in 2016.

Anyway, I know this isn't really my fight, so to speak. There's plenty of leaders on the other side of the aisle I can still respect. But Trump can't even manage that. So come November, please, vote the fucker out.

 

[Elijin]

"The uploader has not made this video available in your country"

 

[Shadyside]

"The uploader has not made this video available in your country"

Use a vpn

 

[Thaluikhain]

He will use our military like his private mercenary army wasting US blood and treasure in endless wars around the world.

Having boots on the ground wars is something that Biden could potentially do that Trump hasn't already done worse, there's that. Otherwise, if you're terrified of Biden maybe doing that (which isn't unfounded), the current PotUS should be a nightmare.

 

[Worgen]

I'm terrified.

Joe Biden cannot win. He is a shambling zombie of a corrupt old political whore that will sell the US out to places like Russia, Ukraine and China as fast and as often as he possibly can while sending his unemployable son Hunter to be his bag man collecting billions from around the world as kickback for Joe getting/keeping us in bad trade deals.

He will use our military like his private mercenary army wasting US blood and treasure in endless wars around the world.

Joe is not campaigning really. He hides in his basement. His legacy media handlers ask him softball questions while lying and spinning about Trump non-stop. (Really, writing he allegedly said bad things about our troops as reported by an anonymous source was a news story!??!)

There is no enthusiasm for this guy. At all. Digital rapist and girl sniffer. Racist bigot yet sell out of his own demographic.

It appears the Left plans to steal the election. It's their only chance, polls be damned (and even those show Hillary, who lost, had higher ratings than Joe, who, if done fairly, will badly lose this election).

So, hopefully we can get in Trump's next USSC pick in time to stop the theft of this election. I fear we may not be able to pull it off.

I know you are a conservative but are you sure you meant to say Biden and not trump in this?

 

[Elijin]

Use a vpn

I just thought it was funny that someone somewhere went "Yeah, our allies in the first world don't need to see what's going on in our presidential election"

I probably agree with hiding it, some of us might try cut ties with that shit show.

 

[Chimpzy]

You get to to choose between plague and cholera.

 

[dreng3]

I'm terrified.

Joe Biden cannot win. He is a shambling zombie of a corrupt old political whore that will sell the US out to places like Russia, Ukraine and China as fast and as often as he possibly can while sending his unemployable son Hunter to be his bag man collecting billions from around the world as kickback for Joe getting/keeping us in bad trade deals.

He will use our military like his private mercenary army wasting US blood and treasure in endless wars around the world.

Joe is not campaigning really. He hides in his basement. His legacy media handlers ask him softball questions while lying and spinning about Trump non-stop. (Really, writing he allegedly said bad things about our troops as reported by an anonymous source was a news story!??!)

There is no enthusiasm for this guy. At all. Digital rapist and girl sniffer. Racist bigot yet sell out of his own demographic.

It appears the Left plans to steal the election. It's their only chance, polls be damned (and even those show Hillary, who lost, had higher ratings than Joe, who, if done fairly, will badly lose this election).

So, hopefully we can get in Trump's next USSC pick in time to stop the theft of this election. I fear we may not be able to pull it off.

I'm terrified.

Trump cannot win. He is a shambling zombie of a corrupt old business whore that will sell the US out to places like Russia, Saudi Arabia and China as fast and as often as he possibly can while sending his unemployable family Eric, Donald, Jared, and Ivanka to be his bag man collecting billions from around the world as kickback for Trump getting/keeping us in bad trade deals.

He will use our military like his private mercenary army wasting US blood and treasure in endless wars around the world.

Trump is not campaigning really. He yells from a podium. His Fox News handlers ask him softball questions while lying and spinning about democrats non-stop.

There is no enthusiasm for this guy. At all. Actual rapist and pussy grabber. Racist bigot yet sell out of his own demographic.

It appears the right plans to steal the election. It's their only chance, polls be damned.

So, hopefully we can block Trump's next USSC pick in time to stop the theft of this election. I fear we may not be able to pull it off.

Fixed that for you.

 

[Chimpzy]

sell out of his own demographic

That's nonsense. Trump's only demographic is himself. He'd never sell himself out. At least, not from his own point of view.

 

[SilentPony]

Its going to be Trump in a coup. Election night will come, he'll be ahead, day or two later as more votes are counted he's losing ground to Biden, Trump orders the election halted and declares himself the winner, Biden sues, it goes to the Supreme Court, they're 6-3 Republican now, side with Trump, election is over, Trump wins.
Then he bargains for a third term, goes to the courts again, they side with him again, he then says because he's entitled to a third term there shouldn't be any votes, courts side with him, and that it. Trump gets to be president for life, the Democracy is all but over and Republicans have established a single-party government.

 

[meiam]

Its going to be Trump in a coup. Election night will come, he'll be ahead, day or two later as more votes are counted he's losing ground to Biden, Trump orders the election halted and declares himself the winner, Biden sues, it goes to the Supreme Court, they're 6-3 Republican now, side with Trump, election is over, Trump wins.

Yeah. I mean look at Gore V Bush, and the supreme court wasn't even that stacked back then. I'd be shocked if things go smoothly. Even if, miracle of micracle, Trump admit defeat, I think his cult will just go crazy and we'll see more shit like the maniac who took over a bird sanctuary trying to fight "the big man". I'm just glad I'm not american.

 

[SilentPony]

Yeah. I mean look at Gore V Bush, and the supreme court wasn't even that stacked back then. I'd be shocked if things go smoothly. Even if, miracle of micracle, Trump admit defeat, I think his cult will just go crazy and we'll see more shit like the maniac who took over a bird sanctuary trying to fight "the big man". I'm just glad I'm not american.

It'll be worse than that. If Trump loses, he's already said it because of corruption and stolen election. And even if by a miracle he's forced from office, you can expect daily assassination attempts on Biden or Harris, actual assassinations of lower office Democrats, probably Bill Clinton or Barrack Obama, Kagan or Sotomayor, AOC, etc...the cult will go to war, and more than likely have the backing of the police.
Americans will kill other Americans if Trump loses.

 

[Shadyside]

It'll be worse than that. If Trump loses, he's already said it because of corruption and stolen election. And even if by a miracle he's forced from office, you can expect daily assassination attempts on Biden or Harris, actual assassinations of lower office Democrats, probably Bill Clinton or Barrack Obama, Kagan or Sotomayor, AOC, etc...the cult will go to war, and more than likely have the backing of the police.
Americans will kill other Americans if Trump loses.

Calm down. The only thing that will happen out of the outcome are just regular riots and skirmishes. The average Donald voter aren't smart enough to mobilize or instigate an actual civil war. No matter how much I fantasize about a 2nd Civil War, the only thing that's going to happen is just another wave of dumb white guys opening fire randomly.

 

[SilentPony]

Calm down. The only thing that will happen out of the outcome are just regular riots and skirmishes. The average Donald voter aren't smart enough to mobilize or instigate an actual civil war. No matter how much I fantasize about a 2nd Civil War, the only thing that's going to happen is just another wave of dumb white guys opening fire randomly.

How is regular riots and skirmishes not exactly what Im talking about? What's a regular amount of shooting people during an election because you disagree with the outcome?
And yes, the average Trump supporter is too dumb. Average. AVERAGE. All it takes is one above-Average supporter with a gun to kill someone, like a politician.
And the 2nd Civil War won't be some great battle of army lines shooting rifles in turns like a JRPG, it'll be like the War in Afghanistan. Insurgents using bombs to blow up cars, suicide gunners, lone wolfs, terror tactics. Things that actually work to destabilize a Government.

 

[gorfias]

I'm terrified.

Trump cannot win. He is a shambling zombie of a corrupt old business whore that will sell the US out to places like Russia, Saudi Arabia and China as fast and as often as he possibly can while sending his unemployable family Eric, Donald, Jared, and Ivanka to be his bag man collecting billions from around the world as kickback for Trump getting/keeping us in bad trade deals.

He will use our military like his private mercenary army wasting US blood and treasure in endless wars around the world.

Trump is not campaigning really. He yells from a podium. His Fox News handlers ask him softball questions while lying and spinning about democrats non-stop.

There is no enthusiasm for this guy. At all. Actual rapist and pussy grabber. Racist bigot yet sell out of his own demographic.

It appears the right plans to steal the election. It's their only chance, polls be damned.

So, hopefully we can block Trump's next USSC pick in time to stop the theft of this election. I fear we may not be able to pull it off.

Fixed that for you.

LOL, except it doesn't apply. Example: https://www.dailywire.com/news/president-trump-drove-massive-gop-primary-turnout-even-in-blue-states

The excitement is palpable while the dread among the Democrats is... like they're just giving up and saying f-it. Just cheat.

ITMT: Gotta love Tulsi: https://www.nationalreview.com/news...-omar-video-in-call-to-end-ballot-harvesting/

 

[Elijin]

So you know your headline can be summed up as "Trump supporters turn out in droves during pandemic, ignoring health concerns at the bidding of Trump. Democrats stay home when possible, understanding mail and absentee voting is a thing."
Right?

 

[Shadyside]

I'm requesting the mods to pin this thread.

 

[Mister Mumbler]

I'm disappointed in you @Shadyside for not providing a "Giant Meteor takes out Washington" option. With the way this year is going, might be the winner.