My guess is they will go along the lines of "it's all a conspiracy/ploy to force trump out of the race for re-election, via a false positive result. Because the damn libtards know they can't be the mighty orange in a "fair" election. " Or some variation thereof.
Donald and Melania Trump Test Positive for Covid
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As fun as this is, considering how 2020 has gone and how good he is at slipping out of bad situations for himself, he will probably end up being one of those cases where he doesn't even feel the effects of the virus and then tells his followers the disease is nothing, ends all precautions against it and then it turns into a zombie apocalypse but because bump stocks were banned we can't fight back.
If that happens, I really think there needs to be a study for mass hysteria during this time. The only thing I'm looking forward to in about twenty years, the studies and the tests that some college will conduct over the Trump voters of this time and try to get to the bottom of the lengths that they will delude themselves.
Because, say someone says the exact same thing you did. That means... the evil liberals got to the President's doctors... the ones he handpicked to shield himself from questions about his health and mental fitness . The ones that would stand to make exorbitant amounts of money if Trump stays in office.
That Reality can't be anything but against them... but I'm sure a good deal of them won't believe America is against minorities, women, or immigrants. No, those people are just looking for an easy out and aren't dealing with anything real. But us?! We had the presidential doctor lie about Covid because our President was so perfect that the world was scared of him!!!
This implies we will have centers of learning in 20 years that aren't all just religiously funded bullshit factories, that don't understand critical thinking, scientific method, and you know, LEARNING. With their bullshit concepts like "alternative facts" and "personal truths", deployed to ignore and debunk ACTUAL facts, I don't have much optimism for any credible study of the idiocy that is the conservative right, in the debatable future.
This might ironically be the most positive thing he's ever tweeted about.
Coincidentally, I tested negative for sympathy.
Coincidentally, I tested negative for sympathy.
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He's probably getting hydroxy since it's standard care in most countries where the drug hasn't been politicized, the question is if he's getting zinc with it. Also, I wonder if he's getting calcifediol (vitamin d).
Trump possibly contracted the virus from senior aide Hope Hicks. Transpose her first and last names, and you get a cute pet name for Mr. President.
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This is going to trigger the fall of the holy american empire. The president is sick, most people don't have money, the election is coming up, and the bubble is about to burst.
I mean, when I pointed out that Trump denounced white supremacy 20-odd times in the past, people here said that he was just lying, because he's a liar, so accusing him of lying now would only be consistent.
Is he a liar or isn't he? Make up your minds!
I don't want either, but I'm certainty not gonna cry if Trump kicks the bucket.
Not to mention we don't actually know how "Healthy" he is. He's never made his medical reports public, just his personal Doctor saying "HE'S THE HEALTHIEST PERSON I"VE EVER SEEN!". Which is not how any actual doctor talks.Given his health, I disagree. Someone who is overweight, old, doesn't do exercise, eats bad food, and etc.
President Trump has tested positive for COVID-19. What's the typical course of the illness?
President Trump, positive for COVID-19, is in two high-risk groups because of his age and weight, making him more likely to be hospitalized or to die.www.usatoday.com
You mean more then he's already doing?
I mean, he's already claimed it's Harmless to 99% of people it infects and that Kids are pretty much immune to it. And of course trying to continually undermine health measures put in place by states to contain the spread.
His base will eat it up, because daddy said so. LIkely nobody else will.
I don't know what to think or feel about this honestly.
I will say though that I hope Melania recovers.
I will say though that I hope Melania recovers.
I feel bad for her. It's obvious she doesn't love him and doesn't want to be in this awkward situation.
We all need to gather our meme magic and make sure the president gets what he deserves. Come on guys, we can do it!!!
Fuck him. The sooner he dies the sooner the files get unsealed and you all get to find out exactly why wishing Trump to die is a perfectly normal reaction.
Feel bad for her? Why? If you dance with the devil, you can't be surprised when you get burned. She knew exactly what she was getting when she landed that $ugar daddy, and that includes all the negative shit. For years, she has and will continue to enjoy a life of privilege and luxury; feel bad for the hundreds and thousands of people that are sick and dying while her sociopathic clown of a husband LIES about the severity of this disease. This is fucking karma.
I didn't say it; you did. I wanted to say it, but like I said: you did.