My first reaction is utter cynicism.
That's also my second and third reaction. I haven't gotten to 'I told you so' and 'Karma is a *****' yet.
Why? Because this feels suspiciously like bone spurs.
What a convenient excuse to skip the remaining debates, especially since the Commission on Presidential Debates has threatened to turn his microphone off. And what a great setup for a resignation and Pence pardon immediately before an election he is widely projected to lose.
Who knows? Maybe even the opportunity to declare martial law and cancel the election entirely.
Or “miraculously” bounce back after self-administered hydroxychloroquine treatments and claim that Covid-19 is nothing but an overblown hoax.
Sorry, folks. This smells bad. I hope I’m wrong. And by that, I mean I hope that he’s really sick and recovers quickly and fully.
But unfortunately, he hasn’t disappointed me yet. He consistently meets or exceeds all of my worst fears:
He cheats on his appearance - he has fake hair, fake teeth and a fake tan.
He cheated the draft.
He cheated to get into college.
He cheated his family out of their inheritance.
He cheats on his taxes.
He cheats on his financials disclosures.
He cheats at golf.
He cheated on each of his wives.
He even cheated on one porn star girlfriend with another, while his wife was pregnant.
He cheated his banks and investors out of their money multiple times by declaring bankruptcy.
He cheated at business by laundering money for the Russian mob.
He colluded with Russia to cheat during the last election.
He cheated the voters by withholding his tax disclosures and knowledge of hush money payments.
He cheated on the results of all of his previous physicals while president.
Why would this be any different?