It's okay, we can get through this...
*Looks over at my own S5*
It's weird though, I'm also riding around that 16gb limit too, and I've found that you can have some apps installed onto the microSD but not all of them, so it's a bit annoying to figure out. Outside of that, and the fact that the default Samsung music app doesn't work with the Android auto app, it's been a pretty solid phone that has lasted me for about 5 years already, and with the new battery and Otterbox case (the old one I had on it was falling apart) should last me another few years or so.
I haven't found any apps that will install on the SD card, so I have a constant struggle with which apps I need installed at the moment. And the performance is such that trying to use Android Auto is actually dangerous, because I've had my navigation program crash on me at critical moments in heavy traffic.
I actually plan to upgrade this month. I've got a good chunk of overtime money coming to me from the last 3 weeks of work, so I'm looking over phones that are a couple of years old that are a third of the price of when they were new, so that I can just buy one for cash. Leaning towards the Galaxy Note 9.
Actually, I'm just gonna go ahead and buy an unlocked one now, and figure out a phone plan next weekend. Can pick one up here in "very good" condition for $370, with 8 times the storage and far greater processing power. Oughtta last me a good while, even a couple of years behind the curve, since I think mobile advancements have been slowing on the hardware side?
Edit: Sorry, site doesn't like the link.