House and Senate overwhelmingly pass atrocious relief bill. Trump slams it and says he'll veto.

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And NYT ghouls carry water.

Over the last couple of days in a rushed frenzy the COVID relief bill the country has needed for months gets stapled to an omnibus spending bill filled with literally every sin you can accuse a member of congress of and thrown quickly for voting to ensure nobody reads it. The bill including provisions like making streaming a felony, bans on pornography, corporate bailouts, tax write-offs, foreign aid to Isreal, and a spit in the face for every American.

After getting whisked through the house and senate, it's reached Trump who says he won't touch it unless the direct stimulus to Americans is increase (yay) some of the pork barreling gets taken out (alright) and corporations get even more (boo).

Of course, the centrist crowd are crying about Trump threatening to veto the bill, because of course they are. Personally a whirlwind 2 day work session making a relief bill (and ONLY a relief bill) sits fine with me, especially if Trump could actually be believed when it sounds like he's throwing the Republicans under the bus. I doubt it'll actually happen that way, but I wouldn't mind it.
 
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Trump has something to say about it




Remember when Trump was offering $1,200 before? And they didn't want that?
 

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God it would be such sweet poetic justice if Trump actually did one decent thing in office and it was to burn this shit stain of a bill to the ground and absolutely torch the Democrats and Republicans for OKing it. This stupid bill is about 80% pork. Everyone but American Citizens seem to be making bank off of this bill, not to mention the random bullshit like making streaming a felony and whatnot in this bill...

We don't need no water let the mother fucker burn. Burn mother fucker, burn.
 

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Yeah fuck this bill.

6000 pages and you give the people voting 2 hours to read it.

Fuck off, it should be voted against just on that principle.

It should be illegal to introduce omnibus bills like this that purposefully hide and obscure the laws being voted on.
 

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Whatever, just wash your hands.
Yeah fuck this bill.

6000 pages and you give the people voting 2 hours to read it.

Fuck off, it should be voted against just on that principle.

It should be illegal to introduce omnibus bills like this that purposefully hide and obscure the laws being voted on.
Isn't this a government funding bill where if it doesn't get passed then we run the risk of government shutdown at a rather bad time? Or am I thinking of something else?
 

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Really? It was like every other word out of a politician's mouth during the Clinton and Bush years. And continued into the Obama years...
Yeah, I didn't start paying attention to political stuff until November when I started following the election fraud stuff.
 

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Isn't this a government funding bill where if it doesn't get passed then we run the risk of government shutdown at a rather bad time? Or am I thinking of something else?
Which is how the stupidest stuff gets put through, yeah.

*Should* be illegal, but the people who can make it so are the ones who passed it, so...
 
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Isn't this a government funding bill where if it doesn't get passed then we run the risk of government shutdown at a rather bad time? Or am I thinking of something else?
And what does government funding have to do with making streaming copyrighted movies illegally a felony? That's in the bill as well.

Besides, how bad would a government shutdown actually be at this point? Not like it's actually been functioning for the last 10 months.
 
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This is what Pelosi was waiting for? Jesus

Almost, mostly irrelevant for the average person as its too late to keep your original benefit

And what does government funding have to do with making streaming copyrighted movies illegally a felony? That's in the bill as well.
How do you think all these stupid things get through? Not by itself, it has to be tagged onto a good idea
 

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This bill had in it some random copyright thing which makes streaming stuff a felony. I dunno what the hell that has to do with covid relief but either way I am amazed that I have to rely on Trump to save us and terrified that Biden will let it go through in a few months. This is like with the TPP all over again.
 

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Whatever, just wash your hands.
And what does government funding have to do with making streaming copyrighted movies illegally a felony? That's in the bill as well.

Besides, how bad would a government shutdown actually be at this point? Not like it's actually been functioning for the last 10 months.
Well, if this is the one I'm thinking of which is a government funding bill, then this is just one of the things that was included. There are tons of things included in that kinda bill.

Well, considering we have a covid vaccine to roll out and are in the middle of transferring to an actual adult as president. It could be pretty bad and really impact the time frame for things.
 

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Whatever, just wash your hands.

Worgen

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Whatever, just wash your hands.
I was just about to post this. Its all just spite. Trump couldn't give two shits about anyone other than himself.
Yeah, it must be because the turtle finally acknowledged that Biden won, so trump decides to shit on him a bit. Although, his brain might be broken enough to think that democrats wouldn't go for a 2k stimulus and then he could look like a champion of the workers or something.
 

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Yeah, it must be because the turtle finally acknowledged that Biden won, so trump decides to shit on him a bit. Although, his brain might be broken enough to think that democrats wouldn't go for a 2k stimulus and then he could look like a champion of the workers or something.
I think it was Tony Schwartz that said Trump is mentally incapable of understanding other people aren't as selfish as him. It doesn't even occur to him that Democrats would want to give struggling people more money; he thinks they're just as self absorbed as he is.
 
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I think it was Tony Schwartz that said Trump is mentally incapable of understanding other people aren't as selfish as him. It doesn't even occur to him that Democrats would want to give struggling people more money; he thinks they're just as self absorbed as he is.
Entirely possible. His whole presidency has been a lesson in wtf.