They should have tried to make it a portable console like the Switch. Or just go all in and put an assault rifle and flamethrower on it too,
KFC's Console
- Thread starter Hawki
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My thoughts exactly. Maybe they'll take a cue from the PS5 and release a more affordable edition without the chicken rom drive.
If it has a lot of adult games you know it will have the tag line "The finger licking good console"
Yes, KFC's Game Console Is Real, And It Has A Chicken Warmer
The KFConsole uses the console's own heat to keep your fried chicken crispy and ready to eat. But why?www.gamespot.com
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...I have no words.
Look, I think its more disturbing actually trying to get into Sanders pants than watching someone else trying to do that.
The existence of the KFC media products have caused your awareness of KFC to increase even though you have no intention of actually consuming them. News sites keep falling for this shit and uncritically sharing marketing materials explicitly designed to capture their desire to fill column inches, which gives free advertising to the brand in question.
It looks like somebody adapted a bad fanfic writer's story. Sooooo.... Lifetime movie of the week; got it.
No one. I just ignore it and pretend it doesn't exist.
I've been trying that with 2020. The results have been mixed.
Though it's been pretty successful with CATS, another thing whose reason to exist has not been adequately explained to me(Someone who likes musicals and has a cat sitting right next to him as he writes this and yet that musical is an abomination).
$2000? Makes your house smell like KFC?
SOLD!
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Never had Bush's or Frenchies, but your assessment through Popeyes is accurate enough to make me want to try them. Church's chicken is abysmal; never eaten it and felt like I'd made a sound decision. How that franchise has existed this long is beyond me; the CDC and WHO should have shut that shit down decades ago.
I don't know what batter or flour Churchs uses on their chicken, but it makes it taste like plastic. It has no flavor.
I know a lot of Churches Chicken closed down in Michigan. There's only a few left from what I remember.
Isn't that just cuz your state has been struggling for decades after the car companies left?
Nope, separate issues. Plus, their food was not good and overly expensive. The only thing I ever got from them was chicken strips back when I was a teenager. The one closest to me closed in 2016. They shared the same building with a White Castle, though now its just the WC there now.
I'm so tired of corporations pushing these joke products out and getting massive free advertising. It was the same shit with the Razer Toaster.
Be KFC
Advertise KFC gaming PC/Console
Get free advertising from all the nerds on the internet
Sales drive up 200%
Produce maybe a couple thousand of the KFC console, small dent in profit
Please, please don't buy the KFC Console.
Be KFC
Advertise KFC gaming PC/Console
Get free advertising from all the nerds on the internet
Sales drive up 200%
Produce maybe a couple thousand of the KFC console, small dent in profit
Please, please don't buy the KFC Console.