Recent content by Ace O'Hagen

I'd be happy with Richard Belzer doing his John Munch ... but in my heart of hearts, I really wish Jerry Orbach were able to do this.

He did this one bit, about a man who, blind since birth, didn't know he was black and got caught up in all the racism of 50s and 60s in the southern US and joined the Klan. It was one of the funniest, most poignant things ever put on Comedy Central

500 million dollars. you know what $500 million will buy you? The Canadian Football League. All of it. Teams, player contracts, offices, training facilities and stadiums. Activison could buy an entire pro football league with what they're going to spend on this game, and knowing their track...

probably because messing with coffee affects more people per capita than Apple's proprietary OS does. Though, I did go with the Betamax-I mean Tassimo over the Keurig, so I'm already using a coffee machine with DRM

I'm surprised they didn't lie about the requirements to make the next gen boxes look better. I'm surprised they're even this high, considering an unmodified source engine can run on an HD 3000 and a kerosine powered brick. probably even get away with an HD 4000 with no problem

this intrigues me, price is nice, though I'd like to see if that 8 hr battery for the PC proves true

why can't the ESRB just come out and say "Don't buy this game for your fucking pre-teen kid, goddamnit!!" Seems like it would save everyone a lot of hassle with getting worked up over violent games and having to defend stupid arguments.

likely something stupid like proprietary screws that require a special bit only available for purchase from the Dell Employee store or it'll void your warranty ... not that that last one will stop those who really want to get in there

oh god, Windows ME. I had that on an old HP laptop and it was nothing but a rolling BSoD. It was the Aliens: Colonial Marines of operating systems

but I don't want CAD available on Steam, that means they'll start charging me GST like Origin does. I hate paying GST on digital purchases. Thanks, Harper.

I'm surprised they're not selling this as a 20$ DLC pack, to be quite honest. I mean, this is EA after all.

and the rust and corrosion that comes from tons of salt being left on the road, then mixing with slush and coating your car

I, for one, applaud him. He created a wonderful, brilliant Internet hoax, and no one got sued or had a SWAT team called on them. Everyone won, except for the assholes that sent death threats, they're just giant losers.

just when I think FIFA has finally grabbed hold of the tile of "Most Corrupt Sporting Organization" for their dealings in Qatar, the NCAA comes out once again to dick around college athletes in an attempt to maintain the crumbling facade of "amateur athletics" that hasn't existed since the 1920s...

don't point that out to them, they'll have to do something stupid to make up for it, like make a f2p Mass Effect MMO for tablets or the like