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    Every Game Ever

    fucking, LOVE the chubby scientist.
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    Oh look, another Dark Souls is lame thread.

    I'll have to check that out. I haven't seen them saying anything useful. A mature post on the internet. Huzzah.
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    Oh look, another Dark Souls is lame thread.

    Very hard and master ninja were most definitely about bragging rights and I never beat those modes, but hard was well crafted and it puts a new spin on the game without the normal bullshit difficulty tampering methods like just increasing damage. Enemies became better at countering some of your...
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    Oh look, another Dark Souls is lame thread.

    I'm playing the shitty PC port as well. I haven't gone back to see exactly where the run message is but it was probably in a place where my read message button wasn't working since game controller support works so well, not. I eventually found a program to auto map everything. I'm kind of with...
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    Oh look, another Dark Souls is lame thread.

    You must not have trekked past Normal difficulty. The modes above normal have several new enemies with completely different attack patterns making the higher difficulties an absolute joy to take on and then the missions were tremendous fun. My dota comparison wasn't really part of the...
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    Oh look, another Dark Souls is lame thread.

    That's not fair; you didn't tell me ice cream was on the line. I love 1986 Zelda. Absolutely adore it. I played it for the first time since my childhood last month and couldn't believe how well designed it was. I can't get past dungeon 6 though. The like-likes keep eating my shield and then...
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    Oh look, another Dark Souls is lame thread.

    1. Fragile human? How many grannies have you seen fast rolling without breaking a hip? And you are given invulnerability during those rolls. That is not fragile human-like but rather ninja-like so your first point is pointless. 2. It doesn't really punish you for death but rather taunts you and...
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    Oh look, another Dark Souls is lame thread.

    Bob, This wasn't a troll post (see what I did there ;D). I honestly think Dark Souls could use some reworking and I made a comparison to a much better game. As a teacher myself I found how this game taught its lessons to be inadequate.
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    Oh look, another Dark Souls is lame thread.

    NO WAI. I think dark souls is ok, but it isn't the amazingness everyone proclaims and it isn't even close to ninja gaiden. I do wish it had an easy mode so I could see the amamzing sights without the dick stomping/snoozefest combat.
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    Oh look, another Dark Souls is lame thread.

    :P I like you.
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    Oh look, another Dark Souls is lame thread.

    You are referring to how to keep a flea from jumping out of a jar. Put it in a jar with a lid and and the flea will hit its back against the lid. After a month, take off the lid and the flea will stay in the jar. Gamers have been trained to do what they are told. Our entire society teaches us to...
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    Oh look, another Dark Souls is lame thread.

    Knowledge of enemy capabilities, positioning, and equipment. Yes Dota 2 has more with its team components but from a single person perspective they are similar. My name isn't Billy. No I'm not a professional gamer but I had dreams at one point.
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    Oh look, another Dark Souls is lame thread.

    Aww you're too sweet. I'm not that good at video games. But Dark souls and dota have more in common than you think. Just because they are presented differently doesn't mean the skills involved are dissimilar.
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    Oh look, another Dark Souls is lame thread.

    How do the bosses get harder? Is it because their tactics change or is it because they have slightly faster animations? I haven't done pvp yet as I don't know how to make it work, but what it seems to me is that the person with the better equipment wins. Unless its the person that just...
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    Oh look, another Dark Souls is lame thread.

    Erttheking: I don't mean to pick on you but your avatar is Dark Souls. I don't want to sound demeaning or offensive but I don't think you've ever played a truly deep game or at least attained mastery of any game especially since your example was EVE online. Look at the half life 2 mod Dystopia...