Recent content by Arcane Azmadi

I think the general idea of his message here is "fuck the party". And that's awesome. Arnold reminding us that, just because you're a Republican, you're not also legally obligated to be a blind, petty, small-minded, ignorant asshole.

People this retarded should be sterilised.

Oh, so I'm not the only one who thinks Durotan's pierced tooth looks absolutely fucking stupid. Seriously, I wince every time I look at them, as well as wonder how the FUCK he managed to get those piercings in without an electric drill (or without splitting the entire tooth).

Well, they couldn't have come up with a better way to instantly make me completely lose interest in the new films altogether. Knowing that they're planning on turning the entire franchise into a money machine that squirts out a new films every year regardless of the level of artistic vision...

Yahtzee, Yahtzee, you should always wear deodorant before you visit a prostitute- while they have to service you, the less they like you the less effort they'll put into it! You don't want your money to be wasted, do you?

It's a good suggestion, Yahtzee, but it would require Ubisoft to not be a gibbering pack of magnificent retards, so it'll never happen.

Stop. Just stop. The Crow is one of my favourite films of all time and as far as I'm concerned you cannot remake it. You shouldn't remake it. I know all attempts to make sequels with the Crow concept have been chunky vomit milkshakes, but how does that make dragging the original story out again...

If it's in the reboot universe then I don't care about it because it's shit. Not being able to watch it anyway isn't an issue (I'd just steal it, which is presumably what they WANT me to do by making it impossible for me to see by any other method) but I just don't care to. Fuck the reboot universe.

Way to set up and then subvert our expectations with the European box art, although admittedly one of the reasons it worked so well was because I (and presumably many other here) didn't even know there was different box art for the European version, let along seen it. I'm actually quite...

Well, as soon as Yahtzee pointed out that Luke wasn't on the poster even though Mark Hamill has second billing, it instantly confirmed my #1 suspicion about the film:

You've been watching too many magical girlfriend anime. Or possibly hentai parodies of magical girlfriend anime.

Spectacular; that's almost exactly how the scene would look in a live-action movie adaptation of the story (although I agree Cloud's pauldron would need to be adjusted a bit to something more practical). They even managed to make Cloud's stupic looking anime hair look vaguely plausible.

Well that's kind of cool. I always thought Resident Evil 2 was crying out for a remake similar to the one they originally gave the first game on the Gamecube (and recently remastered and rereleased on Steam) because, while Resident Evil was an impressive and impactful game, it was RE2 that was...

Yes, some people ARE sadists- but not to you, you smug, gloating, fraudulent ****. I wouldn't hate Randy Pitchford so much if he wasn't blatantly gloating about "we made a worthless shitty game which took a steaming big dump all over a once-revered franchise because we didn't give a shit...

Oh man, that punchline just KILLED me!