Recent content by Asymptote Angel

Black Ops zombie. Luckily I have a large selection of blunt objects.

You can't expect us to speak the Queen's English when we haven't been interested in listening to her since 1776... (and yes, I know it was George III back then...) I admit I laughed several times while reading this, but in my experience, most Americans find this kind of thing funny...

Fucked a whole crew of maids. God I love the internet.

Final Fantasy Tactics or Super Metroid fa sho.

Any music game after Rock Band 2, with the exception of Beatles Rock Band. Good lord, it's just kind of sad and overwhelming.

Brandon Flowers. ...all right.

"It gets better."

drugs ...you said no sex...

I am a grown-ass man. And the only entity on Earth with the password to my tear ducts is Pixar.

If I Had $1000000. Those harmonies are too much, man.

I'm impressed. Nevermind, The Bends, OK Computer, and Abbey Road are probably the most important albums in my life. They all struck me in different ways, but I associate their lyrical content heavily with my own life events.

Wouldn't that make them... aircraft? What would carry them?

I dig Nirvana.

Wherever he's buried, Freud's head is nodding sagely.

Terra in her MagiTek Armor. When I first saw that when I was eight, I was blown away.