Recent content by Bluedemon322

I'd love a free game.

Rick Santorum is our only hope for salvation.

What have I done?

Black and White

A documentary on Genghis Khan, Star Wars Knights of The Old Republic, and Mogworld. I dont know why but it sounds pretty awesome to me

Seriously re-examine my life and belief system with my new found knowledge and then drink myself under the table.

John heard running water. He slowly and painfully opened his eyes to see...nothing. He had to force himself not to panic. Where was he? Why couldn't he see? He carefully examined his memories leading to before his awakening wherever he was. He had been standing on the deck of the Cepolada, when...

Oblivion. Despite the Levitation Act, and the leveling flaws, It remains my favorite game.

Holy shit, what is this? Forged in God's very flames. Do mine eyes tell me lies, A new Elder Scrolls Game? Time is nigh, I must fly, Venture forth on my quest. Goodbye Ma, goodbye Pa And goodbye Girlfriend's breasts. I'll be off Azeroth, catch you later Hyrule. I'll be gone...

John is startled from his thoughts by a green explosion in the sky directly to his north. He instinctively pulls out his emberlock and carefully walks toward the north, determined not to be ambushed by whatever the green flare may have been signaling. What in the hell was capable of sending a...

John stumbled off the boat and into the shallows before him. The journey had been long; far longer then any other he had ever attempted. In distance, at least. There was that one mission, with the Illarym Church and the Orcish assassins...that was a good time. Shaking the memory from his head...

Gnomes: You are woken up in the middle of the night by the sounds of battle. Explosions and screams and the ***** of metal clashing with metal. You rush out of your cot and see a group of civilian gnomes huddling in fear. You order them to follow you as you rush out and see your wall...

The next morning, your people came out and armed themselves to the bone with whatever they had, which was unfortunately not much in terms of war gear. Your elite dwarven warriors had pretty decent armor, and a battle axe for each. Your militia had weak leather armour, and some shoddy axes. Your...

EDIT: Edit2: OOC: Gnome guy...your post was fine. If you have it saved you can use it. No need to change your current story, just from now on don't kill people with battle axes, alright?