Recent content by brainsurgery101

Wehehehell, he's no Harry Gregson-Williams.

Mine says that I had brain surgery when I was 16, and love to make people feel uncomfortable about it when they ask me what my username/email is. "Oh, are you a surgeon?" "Nope. I had a tumor." "...Oh my God. I'm so sorry. Are you okay?" "Nope. Full blown retardation, ma'am."

And so I shall Blarg as well! Can't wait for Shenmue III! ::waits until nothing but a skeleton:: Although I heard it's coming out around the same time as Duke Nukem: Forever.

Ah, touche, good sir. So to you I say, [insert revolver here].

That's what I'm talking about! My favorites are my gerbers. But soon I shall soon have a much finer collection... once I'm not poor that is...

Yeah! Now where are all my knife enthusiasts? Eh? Amirite!?!

That speech seems to be very free enough. As does the company's right to fire you. You have the right in this country (USA) to say whatever may come to your mind. You do not, however, have the right to dictate peoples reactions to your statements. ...Wait a minute... Aren't we talking...

None shall question The Yahtzee! Blasphemers!

Whoa whoa whoa... what time have you grown up in that term "fag" is not considered a term for homosexuality? Do you come from future? Are you a time traveler? I'm pretty sure that the era you speak of has not occurred yet, therefore negating either your argument or, more interestingly, your...

You have "Elven rouge?" Where does one even find Elven makeup, Galigain?

For any regular games, I choose "Bubs" as my name, being the nickname my family has given me, based on the character from Homestar Runner. For any games where my name will appear in text I tend to choose, "SH*T!!!" Always entertaining to congratulated as dramatic fecal matter.

Baccano! Immortals are entertaining idea to me.

Muay Thai combined with Krav Maga, can be quite a lethal force.

"Look here, you regurgitated c*m bubble, just know that one day I will send you to the deepest depths of hell to lick the sh*t directly from Satan's ASS!!!" It's a weird varying combination of insults from South Park and Hellsing, but it throws enough people off their guard long enough for me...

The only words I want coming out of my mouth as I die are, "how inconvenient." No matter the situation, that pretty much sums it all up for me.