Recent content by Canadaftw

Agreed, blood....is delicous....I just want to bite your neck and pour the escaping blood from your neck into my Lucky Charms cereal...mmm....DING! Canadaftw has leveled up in creepiness! btw this will only be creepy if your listening to the right music.

Even...chocolate? OT: Chocolate ftw, that's all I have to say.

YOU MONSTER!! Do you know what it's like to see all of your alien plant abominations die right before your eyes?!?! Do you?!?Do you?!?!? NO! You don't!

I still remember the night....that all my Pikmen were killed......it was horrible, that damn bug, THAT DAMN STINKING BUG! He killed every last one of them! He ate the red ones, the blue ones, the yelllow ones, the purple AND EVEN THE POISON ONES!!! THE POISON ONES FOR GOD's SAKE! I could only...

Pretty good, but I'm pretty sure it's just because of the somewhat witty comments I make.

It would only be eye for an eye if he played loud sounds that annoyed him for a while for revenge. This is just an example of normal revenge, not eye for an eye. OP: If I told you an example of my revenge.....then I would have to kill you....why? For revenge of course, oh wait...In all...

I'm pretty sure that by "research" he meant watching human porn to see how humans like to have sex and how to have sex with a human.

I suck at conversations, I usually end up wording somthing wrong or mistaking the name of one thing for another and only realising it about 10 secounds after the conversation.

When ever somebody gets an undeserved reward I say 'Hey did you hear about Hitler getting the Nobel peace prize?'.

No don't do it it's not worth it! She will probably accidentaly fall off a cliff or drown is her own saliva anyways!

Wait mine or his? Now I'm confused.

The kids probably already messed up and evil so I guess I would have to kill him so that he doesn't kill me or a member of my family in the sequel.

That's not what irony is though, here's a link to the definition http://dictionary.reference.com/browse/irony In fact what you stated to be irony is in fact the opposite of irony. Let me give you some examples of irony, the fire fighter's building being burnt down, a predator chases down it's...

Looks like I'm not getting a girl friend any time soon, untill the perfect robot technology, and I don't mean androids.

Because we at least attempt to use correct punctuation, grammar and spelling, also because the Escapist has awesome shows like Unskippable, Zero Punctuation, Apocalypse lane and many others. Although the amount of people sucking up to people with high post counts is approching religous levels...