Recent content by carewolf

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    Zero Punctuation: Metroid: Samus Returns

    Why have all the videos been replaced with an ad for The Escapist, there is even an ad before the ad. WHERE IS THE CONTENTS?
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    Zero Punctuation: Splatoon 2

    Yep. The only way mayo should ever be used as a condiment is to make remoulade!
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    Zero Punctuation: Pyre

    No, he hate cats, because cats are always trying to steal his box ..and squeaky mouse toy
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    Zero Punctuation: The Curious Expedition & Mother Russia Bleeds

    At least it was renowned explorers, which had the non-combat mechanics, like seducing the enemy (by shooting hearts at them and giving them love damage), scaring them (by shooting ghosts at them and giving them fear damage), enraging them (by shooting taunts at them and giving them rage damage)...
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    Zero Punctuation: Headlander & Quadrilateral Cowboy

    Steampunk in the 80s? You mean cyberpunk? Specifically "contemporary" cyberpunk (now retro-not so futuristic cyberpunk, I guess?). You know steampunk is named after that genre right?
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    Zero Punctuation: XCOM 2

    It is a game with a stupid plot filled with stupid design decision and even dummber game mechanics, and it is absolutely ridden with bugs. But, I still liked it. It was very .. fun .. surprisingly fun even, considering how many things were wrong with it. I.... I would recommend it?
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    Zero Punctuation: Top 5 Games of 2015

    No, that is the entire game, and more, since the twist in the end is that there is more of the same after you complate the game.
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    Zero Punctuation: Just Cause 3

    That is the exact same thing just with faster pronounciation.
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    Zero Punctuation: Just Cause 3

    In what sane world would "Xabcd", not rime with "abcd"?
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    Zero Punctuation: Rock Band 4

    Wasn't Rockband made by the original people behind of Guitar Hero after their studio ripped them off and transfered their idea to new cheaper group for Guitar Hero 2?
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    Zero Punctuation: Gears of War: Ultimate Edition

    Oh yes, and with a Harp Hero controller.
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    Zero Punctuation: Metal Gear Solid V: The Phantom Pain

    Yes and no. That is, to the same degree as everyone else. The plot is not exactly coherent.
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    Zero Punctuation: King's Quest: A Knight to Remember

    Easy, they were "classics" the same way GTA IV or Halo or Unchartered are "classics". They were a) popular, and b) pushing the edges of graphics and machaniscs of story telling in a computer game. Good gameplay had nothing to do with it. No seriously! This was the early 1980s, these games were...
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    Zero Punctuation: The Witcher 3: Wild Hunt

    Also in descriptions the game "accidentally" refers to the spirit in the tree as evil on several occasions, though I just thought the tree was just misunderstood and game was just being racist (against evil spirits I guess??). I found the assumption of evil to be offensive and set the poor...
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    Zero Punctuation: Cyberpunk Double (Dex & Invisible, Inc.)

    Five hours, minus replays, but it has little replay value. You can increase difficulty, but it will just make random bad luck punish you harder. It is not really more challenging - just worse.