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    Anyone else digusted by the TF2 update?

    Speak for yourself. The Huntsman is frakken awesome.
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    Poll: Idea for Spy Update in TF2

    You can already see cloaked spies when your playing Spy. If you see a randomly floating name, then HINT HINT.
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    Which game best represents a Minigun?

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vIGgk8jj5Mo&feature=channel_page CRY SOME MORE.
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    Left 4 Dead Will Be Free on Friday

    You'd be surprised. Being a strapped-for-cash student, I've been looking forward to getting it, but just haven't. I'm pre-loading it right now, so maybe if I'm impressed with the game I'd have more incentive to buy it. And Valve isn't doing this out of good of their hearts, (maybe that's part...
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    Games you bought due to nostalgia/popularity, but didn't like

    Alright, I'll say it: Psychonauts. Really, it's pretty much just an average platformer. Also, the controls and combat kind of suck. No, it's pretty much turn-based. Have a look: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5tcN_Gq9nvI&feature=channel_page Also, the battle music rocks.
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    Team Fortress 2

    Demoman tip: Use your grenades instead of sticky bombs in direct combat. Really. The grenades explode on impact with a player if they don't bounce first. They're harder to aim but are FAR more effective than sticky bombs when you get good at aiming them.
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    Best FPS

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    Games no one else has played

    Sacrifice for the PC. I win you punks.
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    Poll: Best FPS Series Ever

    I don't play very many FPSs, but the whole Orange Box was pretty much the best 20$ I've spent. Maze War. [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7chDIySXK2Q]
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    Short Poem

    It's so tasteless and inappropriate. And that's why I love it.
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    Short Poem

    Lonely by Night As my dexterous digits a-clickity-clack, my hands a-crickity-crack in a cacophony of snaps. I recall way back when this arthritis I lacked before I was slave to the machine. It's certainly a whammy that I am also a picker of strings. While I woefully fret at the state of my...
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    How do you create games?

    Game Maker [http://www.yoyogames.com/gamemaker/] is a very easy-to-use program for non-programmers. You can find some pretty good tutorials for it lying around. Why, when I was a young'un I made a simple little platform game with Game Maker myself. For those interested, it's right here for...
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    Playstation 2: Must Have Games

    God of War Okami Psychonauts Silent Hill 2 Resident Evil 4 Metal Gear Solid 3 Shadow of the Colossus
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    How far can you run?

    I slowly crawled to 44.1 before I got bored.
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    Favorite Video game vehicle(please list game)

    Agro, Shadow of the Colossus.