Recent content by Chipperz

You... You're just like Infinity Ward! You just don't understand! Put it out and never patch it again! *cry* I could take a look at it if you want? I've been studying this stuff :P

Russ, please, for the love of everything sacred, put in more SWAT dogs after the first few waves! I love Game Dogs and even I couldn't keep killing the same five sprites to get to 666 kills! At least the SWAT dogs came in waves of six WITH the Police Dogs in tow!

HA! That got a laugh. Fun story (got from the Metro, take from that what you will) - Apparently, while in New York, a group determining how 'polite' and 'welcoming' different cities brought a watch from a dodgy stall. While they were buying, the guy running the stall got a phone call, and still...

It's easy to do when you've monopolised the PC market. Harder to do when you have to pay the person who has the free DLC to sell games through said monopolized service. It's just economics, don't worry too much.

Right, I wasn't going to get this, but now I'm feeling forced to buy this so I can get a photo of me with it, thumbs up, all smiles, and send it to this guy. Actually, I may just rent and put the cover in another game's case. Can't be arsed to actually buy it and he won't know the difference.

Oh my GOD! I don't like being happy with Tories. It feels all kinds of wrong. Still, today, I'm happy with the Tories :D

Nope, we use common sense. I... Really don't have a problem with this guy. He said that, and nothing will happen. I would get about as angry if the crazy guy on the high street who yells about how we should all be reading the Bible to ward off aliens told me Medal of Honour was un-British...

Luckily, New Vegas has kept me more or less immune too all the rest. The only problems I have to contend with are Cataclysm and DC Universe online. Even then, I've checked out gameplay trailers of DC Universe and it looks EXACTLY like a slightly nicer looking version of Champions and City of...

I thought it was illegal to backtrack that fast without some kind of warning... Ah well, good for Valve I guess, now I get to not give a shit about them on a whole new console...

MMOs on consoles? Final Fantasy 11(? I think? can't remember the number), the new Final Fantasy MMORPG is gonna be on consoles too, and last I heard SquareEnix were pushing for PS3/360 compatible servers, Lineage 1+2, DC Universe Online, Champions was originally designed for the 360... And...

The original Space Marine genetic manipulation pattern needed male recipients, something to do with testosterone and chromosomes and the fact that girls didn't play tabletop wargaming for about the next two decades anyway :P Or, in other words, in the olden days you needed balls to be a Space...

I think a large part of "cast spell, get rich" idea in Warhammer is that in the actual setting as a whole (unlike the tabletop game), magic is NEVER something done lightly, as even the slightest screw up can have the caster turned inside out and used as a portal by hordes of daemons, and that's...

Oooh yes it would. It was based around third person combat, and a controller and a standardised hardware set would have made everything a LOT smoother. It's a shame APB tanked, I enjoyed it for a while before the crippling bugs and the vastly underdeveloped matchmaking forced me to leave...

OH MY GOD! That was so much fun! Like I say, I looked like a twat and almost brained myself, but it's also a perfect example of motion controls as an amazing gaming experience. None of this Force Unleashed "your wiimote roughly guides what happens on screen!" bollocks :) You've...

Oooh my god, was that the one where you played as a cop busting organised crime rings? I almost killed myself on that by ducking and slamming my head repeatedly into the cage it had round the side. Still, awesome game! More like that on the Kinect, please :) OT, this is pretty much what I...