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    "Lady Layton" Revealed For Smartphones, 3DS

    And now I have Bob Dylan's "Lay Lady Lay" stuck in my head.
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    What nerd culture thing makes you happy?

    Pepperidge farm remembers.
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    Titanfall 2 Gameplay Teaser, Collector's Edition Leaked

    Yay, more preorder crap, before the game has even been shown in action. Yeah, it's a "leak" my ass.
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    Report: The Division - The Movie in The Works, Starring Jake Gyllenhaal

    I'd recommend fixing the game before fixing a movie.
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    Battlefront's Campaign Was Cut so it Could Launch With Episode VII

    Makes me very glad I never bought it. Now if only I could get a refund on my copy of Assassin's Creed, um, Wassitcalled, the one in London? I'm such a sucker.
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    Nintendo: NX Won't be Sold at a Loss, Will Focus Heavily on Mobile

    Would it kill Tatsumi Kimishima to smile a little in pictures? Dude looks like he's just been told his pet iguana has died.
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    Game of Thrones Season 6 Premiere Impacted Pornhub Traffic, Searches

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    Dick Souls

    It took me a combined 6 hours playing over 2 days to beat Abyss Watchers. Grr. When I finally did stick the final hit in, my controller slipped from my sweating, shaking hands and I just leaned back in my chair and went "aaaaaaaaahhhhhh". Then one of those forest nymph enemies bounded through...
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    First Dark Souls 3 DLC Coming this Fall

    I hope that the DLC is as good as the Crowns DLC for DS2. That DLC was an example of an excellently crafted expansion to the game, especially everyone's favourite boss, the Fume Knight. I ended up sunbro-ing for people over and over again for the Fume Knight, I got really good at fighting him...
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    Dick Souls

    That's part of Dark Souls I guess, you're free to jump off a cliff if you get invaded. Also, fucking Abyss Watchers. I ended up upgrading a crossbow and simply pew-pewing the second fire-y stage of that particular boss. I should have known when I beat the first stage of the boss after 4-5...
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    Naughty Dog Dev Says the Next Game Will "Get Even More" Out of the PS4

    Uncharted 4 has 10x more explorable space? So it'll actually be pretty uncharted?
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    20 Outrageous Tweets by Microsoft's Twitter-Taught AI Chatbox

    Ouch, that hit me right in my 1990s.
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    Hyrule Warriors Legends Review - The Dynasty of Zelda Goes Portable

    Surely you mean "owl statues", not "own statues".
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    20 Outrageous Tweets by Microsoft's Twitter-Taught AI Chatbox

    "Swagger since before the internet was even a thing". ROFL. :D
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    New Royal Research Ship Could Be Named Boaty McBoatface

    I am slightly annoyed. It's a ship, and shouldn't be Boaty McBoatface, but Shippy McShipface. Try saying that fast.
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