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    Make a Great Game Sound Boring

    Resident Evil 4 - Only fun if you like shooting Spaniards. Dance Dance Revolution - Step on Arrow. Repeat Worms - There are small cartoon worms with accents trying to get rid off worms with different accents. Goldeneye 64 - Die repeatedly until you manage to pick oddjob. CoD World...
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    5 Games to Introduce Somebody to Gaming

    Honestly, i would think of controls as a must for introducing a new player to any game. Obvious choice would be Mario Kart for the wii. The steering wheel will give players an obvious transition into the controls. push one button to go, steer to turn, another button uses power ups. simple...
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    Games that you would instantly buy

    A turok Style game with an open ended Fallout/Oblivion style world. Yeah, Dinosaurs? Fuck yeah
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    Which games have gone on long enough?

    Fighting games. Seriously, Let's get Capcom, Marvel, Dc, Mortal Kombat, Tekken and Soul Calibur, (Plus the busty ones from DOA) put them all in one game and STOP FUCKING MAKING SEQUELS WITH A FEW NEW CHARCTERS! Seriously, I hate seeing the exact same game sell shit-tons because Yoda makes an...
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    Poll: Memes you find annoying

    I'm annoyed at the meme "I hate Ponies" Fuck off, that line has been uttered more times than support yet you fuckers don't hear us bronies complain about it half as much as your gripe. This "I hate ponies" meme has made 4-chan raids, gore and sex images, and Thousands of posts stating, in no...
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    The Object to your left is now your weapon of choice in the upcoming weapon apocalypse, What is it?

    A pillow? A FUCKING PILLOW! FUCK YOU ESCAPIST! QUIT MAKING RULES THAT FUCK ME! /pointless anger
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    Games you admit playing on easy.

    this Oh and most racing games. I suck at them but I love them so much.
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    Poll: Male reproductive rights

    Facepalm. Every man and every woman should know about safe sex procedures. Don't want to follow them? You have no say after that because you are unfit to make any decisions. Tough love *****. Quit your whining.
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    Poll: Sex or Gaming?

    Amen and Hallelujah! I'd rather not get into the graphic details but rolling dice compared to a roll in the hay. I feel this is a rather absurd choice.
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    Poll: Sex or Gaming?

    Sex. There are very few tabletop games that would make me turn that down. True story, I was playing a game of Risk and got a message to "Come get some" and I dropped everything, disbanded my armies and high tailed it out of there. And I LOVE Risk
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    Your "giant panda" of gaming.

    Harvest Moon games. the 2d or 2.5d versions to use a lame made up term. So many hours spent farming in total stupid bliss. I miss that. Tony Hawk Games where a 3 million point combo was possible and laws of gravity just don't apply Spyro the Dragon. Anyone else get 100% in those...
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    You've just woken up naked next to the lead singer of the last band you listened to

    Pinkie Pie. But seeing that they are mostly naked all the time I can assume nothing happened and I just wanted to fit in... Yeah....
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    Japan creates the poop burger, solves world hunger

    Probably not. They say that it will be the same price as regular meat. If I can get the shit burger I can get a real burger. If I was starving, sure. But given a choice I'll pass. On a side note, there is a VERY good chance this is just a giant joke pulled on everyone. I'm resistant...
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    Post yourself Altered!

    Nah, someone just made a better topic a good HOUR before I did. Ignore and alter!
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    Post yourself unaltered

    Done and Done!