Recent content by Dance Commander

The ending doesn't even make sense

God I don't know how people defend this garbage. The death of creativity. Bioware can import the model and voice of a "journalist" into the game but they relegate the design of a whole race to a photoshop of a stock image.

>incoherent Stormcloaks think racism is their only problem typical simple minded Nords. Couldn't run a fucking Breton whorehouse let alone an entire continent. Compare Windhelm to Solitude. Solitude is clean, law abiding and full of nice citizens, and punishes those who break the law. Windhelm...

There shouldn't be kids in the game, they're fucking annoying, and there's nothing wrong with decapitating some little shit that tells me I'm licking his fathers boots

God damn It's because the enemies need variety in order to keep the game fun and interesting Movie Bob doesn't even know what he is talking about 90% of the time, check out his Other M shitpile for reference

these reviews are getting shitty and your jokes are getting stale

the guy Dante is modeled after has the exact same hair cut and everything, enjoy playing Twilight May Cry while listening to hipster music, Wont be suprised if the game is built from the ground up on Mac and ported to iPhone