Recent content by Danman1

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    Poll: Female babysitter charged for having sex with 14-year old boy.

    Tell the kid not to have sex with girls way older than him like that, since just by the fact that she had a relationship with a 14 year old shows she's not necessarily a bad person, but is kind of a loser. As for the girl let her chalk it up as a very bad mistake. Probably best if she doesn't...
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    Aliens are invading and you are armed with the last weapon you used in a video game.

    Well I played Civ IV last night so that would be... The entire country of France. I'm fucked.
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    The protagonist of the last game you played wants too have sex with you.

    Sorry, King Dannigan Flannigan of mount&blade. I'm not gonna have fun with it either.
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    Zelda Boss Reveals Skyward Sword Details

    I think maybe it'd be best to hold off judgement until you play the game, or at least hear a full review of it. I know you probably didn't mean to, but this comment is just going to incite a LOT of zelda fan rage.
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    Stop scrolling. Click here. Everybody look what's goin' down.

    Modest Mouse is just so damn fantastic. My band should be that good... Jerks.
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    Your First Kiss

    When I was 15. She was 16, and I learned later way more experienced. I realized 2 weeks later we were horrible for each other, what with me being insecure and her being stupid and all. Great kisser though.
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    Really deep and complicated question

    That's a big complicated answer. I'd suggest you get into quantum physics, preferably filtered through Morgan Freeman's kindly voice.
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    Evolution

    I'm not sure why it took 4 different comments on the video in a row to make me finally click it, but yours happened to be the one to do it. You win grabbing my attention. Good video, btw.
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    Change A Letter!

    Bioshack. A game about the port-a-potties of the deep south.
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    Dead Island's effect on Parents

    I really don't think this is a "I'd never let my kid play it" kind of outrage, as I've seen some comments say. I just think it's a very powerful trailer. It's actually pretty damn amazing, gave me the chills. I think it's just, him having a child and all that, the trailer was too powerful. And I...
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    You are immortal.

    If I'm immortal, wouldn't I HAVE to be invulnerable? trolling questions aside, I'd do lots of immoral things up to and including murder. I'd also get to watching 30 rock like everybody always tells me I should.
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    Tsunami "payback" for Pearl Harbour

    That wasn't nearly enough payback. They shoulda done something like, I dunno, dropped two atomic bombs on their cities... Oh, yeah. Sorry about that, Japan.
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    What is YOUR ethnicity/gender?

    Typical lower-middle class white american (white meaning basically a mix of every european country where people don't tan well)male.
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    Tits on the YouTube Homepage

    Come on now, sir. Aren't we being a little immature? It's just breasts. *clicks picture* It's not like it'll cahnge your life in any- -HOLY SHIT, TITS!
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    Your biggest turn OFF?

    I was about to start not minding you. But now I have a creeping suspicion that this reply is sarcasm... My god.