Your biggest turn OFF?

[ezzawesome]

Lying, lack of personality and an oddly shaped penis. END OF STORY.

 

[beniki]

guys with a lot of chest hair.

just...EW. seriously, that shit's horrible.

But it proves my manliness!

As for me, biggest turn off is blind obedience. Can't stand a girl that won't challenge me, and just follow what I say.

 

[Numachuka]

Lying, lack of personality and an oddly shaped penis. END OF STORY.

Mines shaped like a unicorn...

OT: Physically, really curly hair, I just can't stand it.

Other stuff, erm, anyone that would say anything along the lines of "Why do you play those games they are stupid de derp"

 

[Danman1]

Anyone who mentions Jesus more than 300 times in a 2 minute conversation.

On that note: Girls who don't like George Carlin.

 

[Embz]

Smoking and excessive drinking. Also poor personal hygiene, eeeew!

 

[spartan231490]

Mine: A girl with no hobbies. Seriously. Nothing inspires more eye rolling avoidance by me than asking "So, what do you do when you aren't at work?" and having them be UNABLE TO ANSWER.

I am not dating an automaton.

Edit: Captcha was "schools, somblick' -- freaking weird.

Smoking. Either that or true stupidity, not air-headedness, but really just being a total idiot. Hard to choose between them, They are both an instant no.

 

[McNinja]

Handcuffs and anything even remotely related to bdsm. And the rocky horror picture show.

You sir, lack good taste. Rocky Horror is freakin awesome. And i'm the same person who dislikes the idea of a woman being with even more than one guy.

I dislike the absolute lack of morality in the movie. I simply do not find the movie in anyway enjoyable, and am in fact thoroughly disgusted every time I see even a clip of the movie. I hate Dr. Frankenfurter. I hate Rocky. I hate that one girl with the shrill voice. I hate how the plot makes no sense. I hate everything about it.

 

[Danman1]

...Oh dear God... That has to take the You Fail Geography Forever crown. The best I heard was my sister, who thought the Middle East was in Canada.

It isn't? I thought that's what the civil war was about. U.S. got the mid-west, Canada got the mid-east.

 

[ham and red bull]

I had a date today, it went okay. But I'm pretty sure nothing is going to happen between us because:
1. We don't share any hobbies besides dancing
2. Fishing for compliments

 

[BlackStar42]

...Oh dear God... That has to take the You Fail Geography Forever crown. The best I heard was my sister, who thought the Middle East was in Canada.

It isn't? I thought that's what the civil war was about. U.S. got the mid-west, Canada got the mid-east.

Wait what? How can two countries fighting be a civil war? And I meant the Middle East where all the oil and problems are. Unless that was sarcasm and just went over my head, in which case don't mind me.

 

[funguy2121]

I stopped talking to a girl after 3 days when I found out she was a racist. An hour later, her boyfriend called to ask what the Hell was going on. So I guess she did me a favor there.

 

[C95J]

People who smoke, and people who are religious maniacs.

 

[CaptainREBell]

People that really, really, REALLY want to have sex with you. And/or insist that they love you (usually with the first factor). Bleghhhhh >.<

 

[Danman1]

...Oh dear God... That has to take the You Fail Geography Forever crown. The best I heard was my sister, who thought the Middle East was in Canada.

It isn't? I thought that's what the civil war was about. U.S. got the mid-west, Canada got the mid-east.

Wait what? How can two countries fighting be a civil war? And I meant the Middle East where all the oil and problems are. Unless that was sarcasm and just went over my head, in which case don't mind me.

I was about to start not minding you. But now I have a creeping suspicion that this reply is sarcasm... My god.

 

[Alon Shechter]

The girls who act like the their boyfriend somehow owes them all of their free time and argue with "would you prefer me or those stoopid games?".

If I ask them that about shopping, then they say that I'm not giving them any "space".

There's no justice in this world.

This.
And you know what's a good way to avoid such events without losing sexy-time?
Knitting.

I'm the only male in the Escapist not getting turned off by smoking.
Then again, very few things actually turn me on...

 

[Gentleman_Reptile]

Baby talk.

A friend of mine is tied down to this useless, jobless sack of shit right now, and ontop of her being an annoying cow with no ambition, they talk to eachother like they are 5 years old.

You know, "I wuv U"........"I wuv U 2 snooki pooki wookie"

SHUTUP AND TALK LIKE ADULTS YOU ASSHOLES!!!!

So in conclusion, my biggest turn off is my friends girlfriend.