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    Most ridiculous way to die in a video game

    Spawn killed in Modern Warfare 2, thrice... in a row! Something in my head kept screaming "How does a modern FPS ship with that bullcrap in effect?!?" Wouldn't it make sense to spawn somewhere AWAY from all the people trying to kill you??
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    The last enemy you killed is now your DINNER.

    Pedo/Necrophagia... Dead Space & Mutated Babies. I win on the disgusting scale!!!
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    Poll: What is it about DisGaea 3 i find great (dose anybody else see this in it)

    I started playing this game again about a week ago so you can imagine my delight at seeing this topic! I logged over 300 hours the last time I played and still did not do everything that can be done. But then I saw that *Ta-Da!!!* Trophy Support!!!!!! So I had NO CHOICE but to play it again! I...
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    What RPG class would you be in the event of a zombie apocalypse?

    Crap... my idiocy has caused a double post. My apologies, experienced posters...
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    What RPG class would you be in the event of a zombie apocalypse?

    Alright, I see the sense in your response. Every power has it's limit and all. But if I'm a Necromancer (in the traditional "Bring the long deceased back to un-life" sense)... who's going to mess with reanimated Dinosaurs and Skeletons? Sure the zombies are an initial wave, but when a 30-foot...
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    What RPG class would you be in the event of a zombie apocalypse?

    Alright, I see the sense in your response. Every power has it's limit and all. But if I'm a Necromancer (in the traditional "Bring the long deceased back to un-life" sense)... who's going to mess with reanimated Dinosaurs and Skeletons? Sure the zombies are an initial wave, but when a 30-foot...
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    What RPG class would you be in the event of a zombie apocalypse?

    Necromancer. Why fear them when you can bend them to your will and control the world from then on?
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    Favourite video game soundtrack?

    Devil May Cry... duh. All four of them. I have their full soundtracks on my iPod. Rock out, muh-fuggas!
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    You get $1,000,000 in the next 5 minutes

    This: http://www.germancarblog.com/2008/12/bentley-azure-t-750000-sunset-boulevard.html And invest the rest.
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    Bullshit!

    I spent four and a half, almost five hours in the Wandering Dungeon of Star Ocean: The Last Hope International. No internal save points, BTW. I work my ass off getting every item on every floor; taking out every mob I run in to (respawn when you leave a room) in order to farm item drops and...
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    Phrases that are odd when taken literally.

    "One in the hand is worth two in the bush." I'm guessing it refers to something you have having more worth or meaning than something you just want... but depending on who you are and what context, this could be quite dirty. And is definitely nonsensical when taken literally. "Lie like a...
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    University Videogame Will Teach Girls to Say "No" to Sex

    The Japanese beat us to it LONG ago, friend. If anything, we are trying to ride their coattails.
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    University Videogame Will Teach Girls to Say "No" to Sex

    Well this will ruin a lot of valuable real-world experience. Yes, you gain points by saying the right answer, tra-la-la good for you! Now translate this experience into reality and you will see how badly it fails when the "Real Guy" doesn't burst into a cloud of points and walk away after...
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    Whats your desktop background picture?

    http://cdn.gs.uproxx.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/04/diabeetus-600x320.jpg Wilford Brimley is my God... with Diabeetus...
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    Things that makes you RAAAAAAGGGGGEEEEE!!!

    RPGs that won't let go of the tired Random Encounter System. Seriously, we can make them better, we have the technology... to display mobs on screen. Religious Evangelicals. Not "the faithful", or even "believers"; Just... Evangelicals. They take it too far. Radical devotion to any one idea...