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    PS4 Users Beat Xbone in Porn Usage

    Unless that CIA desk jockey himself is saying "Bueno" watching it to videos of you wacking it as he eats Cheetos and drinking diet mountain dew.
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    PS4 Users Beat Xbone in Porn Usage

    That is my opinion entirely. No one (sane) wants to beat off with an audience. Doing it with your signiticant other is doing the same on a web cam or doing in to a web cam for money are exceptions to the rule. And with the NSA being outed for spying on all of America, no one wants Big bother to...
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    Fox News Begins Two-Part Series Linking Games to Mass Murder

    So Faux News is being Faux News again Even the muppets have enough of Fox. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ew1fhIvbprM
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    Pacific Rim Beaten by Adam Sandler at Box Office

    As I said there some good stuff there with movies based off of books and such. We can go back and forth for an hour naming off noteworthy titles. My Point is if Hollywood does not learn to embrace new ideas they are going to go into a slump. You need new IP to keep the industry from going...
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    Pacific Rim Beaten by Adam Sandler at Box Office

    Only simply the merits that it isn't based on a existing IP. It is not based from another movie, or a comic book, or a TV Show , or a novel or anything like that. Look was being passed as blockbuster hits lately, Lord of the Rings (the Hobbit), Batman and the Avengers. All are great stories...
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    Pacific Rim Beaten by Adam Sandler at Box Office

    I want to go out now and stab Grown Up 2 Fans I mean promote Pacific Rim. Seriously? the Shit movie out makes the most original and creative idea movies had in a decade? When the last time we had a good movie that was not a remake, based off a book, TV Show, Comic book or what have you or...
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    Heritage

    There some really great comments here. I wish the escapist has a Like Button or a +1 button or something of that effect, as you dear Gentlemen and Ladies of the Escapist deserve a free internewebs. Except that one dude who we shall not name. So the torch of the Suchongs been passed, another...
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    LoadingReadyRun: Open and Shut

    We are also factoring in that condoms are 100% effective, which they are not.
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    LoadingReadyRun: Open and Shut

    There is a trasitive properties of viginas (and Penesis, penisi?) its called STDs.
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    Do you remember a game's graphics as they ACTUALLY were?

    I always remembered Mario in Mario 64 for having an octagonal shaped nose. Then again we got to factor in the resolution on those old CRT TVs are in 480i (actually old consoles broadcast as 240p and old CRT screens upsampled the image to 480i) that we used to play those old game consoles...
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    Do you remember a game's graphics as they ACTUALLY were?

    To me, graphics on retro games/retro systems are on a sliding scale. Let me explain, When I look at a Retro game or a older system I don't judge the graphics of said game by modern standards or "realism" that would be ludicrous. To me art in regardless of its media is not judge by the tools...
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    Xbox President Don Mattrick Leaving For Zynga - UPDATED

    Man those remarks are very witty, so much I had to take a break to laugh at Don Mattrick some more. Yeah I agree with you both. WTF? Leave Microsoft for Zygna? That is like leaving the US Marine Corps to become a boy scout. SO lets see now how badly farmville gets screwed over.
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    Assassin's Creed Creator: Microsoft Didn't Need To Mention Internet

    You Stole the words right out of my mouth. I do want to add is Microsoft's arrogance and blatant disregard for the current state of the internet infrastructure. Many ISPs now have limit caps on how much bandwidth you can use per month. How that plays in with an Always online connection...
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    Sony Demands Cash For PlayStation 4 Online Play

    Isn't this OLD news? I think Sony announce this was going to happen a year ago.
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    Man Of Steel Saddens General Zod

    Rumor is the next villain is Brainiac, with Luthor only performing a minor role as a forced assistant in brainiac plans. If you going to bring in Luthor, also bring in Metalo, The Cyborg-Android whose powered by a chuck of a kryptonite meteorite.