Recent content by Doormat

Dane Cook. I break a mental sweat, he takes so long explaining the joke and when he hits the punch-line, it's worth it, you've just watched Dane Cook walk around the whole room explaining what he ate for breakfast!

They make terrible games, but terrific pranks! EA should of picked another career!

"Let me tell you something pen-dec-oh, You pull any of your crazy shit with us, you flash your piece out on the lanes... I'll take it away from you and stick up your ass and pull the f*cking trigger till it goes 'click'..." "Jesus!" "...You said it man, nobody f*cks with the Jesus" - Jesus...

Kill Bill. Enough said?

Love the game review. For a first time you did very well. But expect some sort of smartass to reply saying how you didn't mention this or that. F*@$k 'em! I highly liked it, good job!

What I loved about this game is the ability to grab hold of someone throw them in the air, and playing discus, shoot them with my barrel shotgun, which will send them twisting and turning like they've just fallen off the titanic, by the way, love the review.

Ok let me see, some examples... Ah yes, so for example about the cut-scenes, remember how in the original they gave you the option to wether press triangle and listen to Lian? Well that's out of the picture, you will have to stop everything goes black, and takes fifteen minutes of your life...

Being I'm original, (I think?) I still have my PS2. I still have to sit and wait as I earn enough money to buy myself the new installment in consolling, but come by the game 'Syphon Filter: Dark Mirror' being a PSP game, it moved to the PS2, so I couldn't resist, as the brand 'Syphon...

I bought this game 2 years before the Australian government could even give a shit and say 'Oh my god, it's pretty bad' and ban it. I highly loved the stealthy sort in the few first missions, was terrific but of cause being a Rockstar game, went back into the shoot, block and hear the faint...

I've been a Silent Hill fan since I was 4 foot and had acne. But it all stopped after number three, as it went downhill, Silent Hill 'You had me at two'...