Ok so I was having a convo with a few friends and we determined that no one could say cookies in a scary and/or manly fashion. Go ahead give it a try and let me know your results.
Its fucking stupid! invites you back to her place things get intimate. You wake up in the morning and bail before she wakes up. Next thing you know is you got a rape charge BLAMO!
So I recently picked up the new Mortal Kombat game and thought to myself, wicked time to rip people apart. When I got home I popped it in the ole xbox and went straight to the story mode. Well needless to say the first few matches were aggravating. I couldn't seem to get the hang of it. Reading...
i would say getting kicked in the balls. When giving birth you can choose to get drugged to numb the pain and the vagina stretches. I'm not saying that giving birth doesn't hurt but a swift kick to the balls is like a guys auto reset button. We go down and do not get up for a few minutes...
you bastard....lol
OT: smokes, sex, and i am a adrenaline junky....if its stupid and could kill you by doing it then in there in my boxers screaming FUCK YA.
Last weekend when my buddy shows up at my house with a toy car, duct tape, 4 giant fireworks, and enough lighter fluid to burn down a small town. Was amazing! And to anyone wondering im 21 lol
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