Recent content by Dylan Sowers

Actually I'm pretty sure Valve confirmed those rumors.

I think we should ban bread, personally. I mean, think about it. We could just replace it with bananas. Bananas don't have any of the long-term side-effects that bread has. It makes perfect sense.

I'll just go with this. Everything looks evil/constipated in this game. It does a lot for the overall tone, but I want to make a human that isn't horrifying. Also, did anyone else notice the children's dialogue in this game? I feel like Bethesda hates children or something. All of the...

A Creepily thin and shady looking Imperial who wields daggers in one hand and destruction magic in the other.

You'd better hope you wished for faster internet on 11/11/11 ladies and gents. I feel eternally bad for all of the people who have download restrictions in countries like New Zealand. My condolences for all of you. :P

Need I remind anyone of the Black Ops 360 Launch? Servers were nigh unplayable for weeks. It was a horrifying start to what was then the "Most pre-ordered console game in history"

This includes all companions, or anyone in the game really. I'm not picky. If I had to choose, it would have to be the Dragon Age II class, so I could wander around with Varric and Merill. Though it might just be because Dragon Age II is the only game I've played for quite some time.

Dragon Age Origins, Golems of Amgarrak. Defeating the Harvester on Nightmare difficulty. End of story. Took me something of 4 hours and quite a few controller-hurling moments.

We're entitled to reply in kind, I'm sure if he posted a thread asking how the sales figures work, then people would open up to help him. Instead he assumed he was right and asked why everyone else was wrong?

I feel bad because the part that stuck out to me most is that Yahtzee spelled Kinect wrong in the opening sequence.

Eh, my apologies, I'm a bit behind on foreign nation politics. And the Gears of War reference was for Germany, not Australia. Quite a few of my buddies aren't too happy about that. OT: Every game ever, but no saving.

There is only one THING wrong with Australia. His name is Michael Atkinson. Nice Gears Of War you've got there Australia.

Me either. Well, possibly except for your misuse of grammar, and my compulsion to notify you of it. :D OT: Modern Warfare 2 Lobby, no mute, headset fused to your ear.

That's right, I'm talking about the worst scenario a gamer would ever wish to be stuck in for all eternity. What do you guys have for creative ideas? To start things off: No Thumbs OR Australia

LOBOTOMY =/= VEGGIE STICKS Read your articles better. Plus, it's Wikipedia so realistically, just don't read them at all.