Recent content by dylanatthemovies

oh and you don't need to apply by monday. If you want to go to uni next september, you can apply independently of your current institution right up until august. There's always clearing, they let people in that actually failed their a levels through clearing. what uni's are you looking at?

If he gets in a year late, he could end paying huge fees which should be coming in in 2012. I wouldn't worry about it too much though, get a good reference and personal statement and you'll be fine. They let absolute dildos into university so you'll be fine. I needed 300 points and only had 240...

I think MOP might tell you to.. ante up, cap that fool. ante up, kidnap that fool.

Also.. I've never got this rooming with people thing in America. God knows you've got a hell of a lot more space and you're university's have a hell of a lot more money (plus charge you more.) Here in Britain you live in a house/flat with maybe 3-8 people all with your own room and just...

Fuck this, stand up for yourself. What do I do? What do I do? You lay the fucking law down man. Chuck those clothes in the bin and tell these fucks if they mess around anymore you're gonna clip their nuts for 'em.

Learn to fight. Absolutely mash everyone.

Mate, you're sixteen. Of course your life is dull and boring. You couldn't pay me enough in Kim Kardashian's jiggly bits to go back to being sixteen. As for social anxiety, if you've got no mates, join some clubs. Exercise and self-defense raise your confidence loads. You'll feel good, look...

Bad taste? This coming from the magazine that publishes Yachtzee's videos. I thought there'd actually be a bit of a dark sense of humour on this board. Especially with the advent of Courage Wolf taking over the internet. Personally, I'd do a Mel Gibson and 'threaten to bury her in the rose...

Sounds like a waste of time. You're at uni now, there's plenty of chicks to bang. Why are you worrying about the one that works in the local grocery store back home? As for closure.. she told you to fuck off. Is that not closure enough?

sounds like the classical is roaring out of you. maybe we don't need another death metal band.

I think Bukowski's got some advice. Just a hunch. He's been throwing beer bottles against the inside of my head since I read your post. The buke says: if it doesn't come bursting out of you in spite of everything, don't do it. unless it comes unasked out of your heart and your mind and...

Mate, never mind girls finding you attractive, shyness doesn't get you anywhere (except perhaps, in this case, charity from a girl - but is that what you're really after?). It's fine to be private, quiet, man of few words... but there's a fine line between that and dull, creepy and annoying...