Recent content by Eiseman

I think something that gets overlooked when discussing FF7 is the tone it presents. It's not the hero's adventure to protect the crystals and save the princess anymore, but rather a miserable struggle to survive in a world that's been laid to waste by people much better off than you. Barret and...

This. It's just a case of willfull ignorance. And this is one of the few Japanese games out there who've put so much effort into working and tweaking the localization so that things like wonky scene timing or embarrassing mistranslations are all but nonexistent. ...Is what I'd like to say...

Many games I'm accustomed to feature giant, talking monsters. Usually with weird-sounding voices that are difficult to understand. Subtitles on. Always.

Wow, did that really happen? You probably should have died from about the third guy who dared to storm up, or from a frag. Those guys have no one to blame but themselves.

I think if you had "Reviews" in quotations instead of "Yahtzee's" in your thread title, that would be pretty much what I think.

Man, when did everyone suddenly decide that Red Mages were cool? It's starting to make me look less cool by comparison. RM for the win. Who needs Flare, Holy or Excalibur. Not this guy.

Yeah, pretty much that. I'm used to Death being the second to final boss (lol, Castlevania). Being the first boss in the game basically equates to being the easiest boss, couldn't you make up a few henchmen to throw my way before sending in the freaking Grim Reaper? I don't particularly want...

That's true. Nobody stays hooked on Final Fantasy just because they have "teh moogles." That'd be pretty shallow. I can only speak for myself, but the reason I'm staying with FF for the long haul is because, as Onmi pointed out, they make a different game every time, setting it in a different...

So what? He's still American. In fact, the responsibility is doubly on us Americans because he's making us look bad in another country.

Before I clicked on the thread, I thought, "Is it about Perez Hilton? Because I'd very much like to punch him." And lo and behold. I wish Americans were more comfortable with the word "****," because that's what we should be calling the man.

My first thought was that I still have three more Heart Pieces to find before I have a full Heart meter. I guess that's a good sign.

Is that so? Then I think it would help if you didn't bother giving them names. It's a great way to project that these guys are not important, especially if you plan on killing them off before the first chapter.

All I know is... You have to do the cooking by the book. You know you can't be lazy. Also, never use a messy recipe, or the cake will end up "crazy." Yes, we're being really helpful.

I guess Hitler really likes Ghostbusters.

It's in my username. ;)