Recent content by Gavaroc

Personally I don't see why you'd go to the trouble of breaking down the wall when you can just open the fourth door. ... What? Anyway, to me there are many games in which the concept works well, and others in which it could very well destroy the game. If its subtle, as in Warcraft, it...

If invincible I would simply rob the nearest video gaming store, followed by the second, third and fourth nearest video gaming store. After that, I'd find myself a plasma television, a PS3, Xbox 360 and Nintendo Wii and... well, I think you understand my plans at that point. Needless to say...

... Oh, fuck.

Realism. I go to high school, and if I had a dollar for every instance in which I heard the word 'fuck' in one day I'd be richer than my entire country. Hell, I'd earn a million dollars off of my cousin alone. Games are getting real and more real as the years go by, and excessive swearing...

Well... Personally I've never had much time for shooting and real-time combat games; given that I have the aim and reflexes of a drunk-off-posterior blind man with three fingers missing on each hand. I might give it a try, however, as I have improved in my 'hands-on' gaming skills recently...

Personally I only buy games that satisfy one of these qualifications: 1) Is an RPG or an RTS. 2) Is recommended by a friend. 3) Is reviewed positively by a reliable reviewer. 4) Is made from a developer I know and love. 5) Is part of a series I have already played. I do however, rent...

Can I just ask all you GTA lovers out there; keeping in mind that I have barely played any of the games in the series, is there really anything more to these games other than driving cars and killing people for no apparant reason?

Well, I'm 14 in one week, so does that mean I'm on the verge of freedom?

Um... If there's a Solid Snake and a Liquid Snake, is there a Gas Snake?

Well. That could have been made clearer.

What email system do you use?

If somebody kills you in the heat of battle, just use a rather oddly-named item and you'll be fine. If however someone with a reeeeeeally long sword stabs you through the chest unexpectedly, you're stuffed. If you fall asleep on a staircase, you learn how to levitate. Killing things makes...

What's a *ahem-hem-hemmy*good*hem-hem-a-hoo-hah* C&C game without Kane?

So if the President of the Galaxy himself was standing between a robot and his power source, said robot would gun him down without hesitation? Yeah, that's smart. Why not just build a big computer and call it Skynet?

I have never played a single game in the Grand Theft Auto series and I plan never to try. Oh crap, now I'm going to get shot.