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    The Hitman Holiday Elusive Target is the Wet Bandits from Home Alone

    Nah, Mcau Cau is too busy running some sleazy Eyes-Wide-Shut sex cult out of his house in Glendale where he harvests the innocence of child stars to obtain eternal youth. Skip to 59:16 or https://youtu.be/2-3wkbqmgxs?t=59m16s
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    Judging By The Cover: Judging King's Quest

    I'm surprised he didn't draw attention to the Labyrinth-starring-David-Bowie-esque package outline being sported by Graham in that first cover. Guess he didn't want to pick the low hanging fruit.
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    Deus Ex: Mankind Divided PC Specs Revealed Alongside Pre-Load Schedule

    Context matters is all I'll say. The endings are a culmination of several different factions and NPCs in the game attempting to sway you on various issues ranging from philosophy, governance, globalism, and transhumanism to whether or not vending machine techs have it in for German cyborg super...
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    Deus Ex: Mankind Divided PC Specs Revealed Alongside Pre-Load Schedule

    I take it you weren't a fan of the original then?
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    Games you want remade with better graphics?

    Then tell him KotOR is just ME during a time when Bioware was really really excited about sharing its Star Wars fanfic but before it could work up the guts to write its own OC donutsteel. KotOR ain't that intensive, you don't need a rig to play it. I've run it on a cheap laptop I bought in...
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    Games you want remade with better graphics?

    Then show him Mass Effect. I kid, but have you tried showing him modded KotOR or just vanilla? Plenty of good texture mods that bump it up graphically from early 'oughts to at least mid 'oughts.
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    What's keeping the West from making DOAX style games?

    "DOAX style games"? What, like porn games? There are plenty of those out there with western devs if you're willing to look, they just don't see as much advertising in the same circles as DOAX on tv and general games media because of the content. Or do you mean lewd-themed games with gratuitous...
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    Poll: Sound of Silence...Which Version is Better?

    Agreed. The Disturbed cover ain't that bad necessarily, but I'd equate it more to a (somewhat) pleasant surprise than something I'd listen to multiple times, let alone call better than the original. It's certainly not Johnny Cash's cover of Hurt, The Clash's cover of I Fought the Law, Gary...
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    I think I'm done

    There's PSO2, a heavily action-oriented MMO that DOESN'T put cooldowns on dodging and blocking (unlike another certain action MMO). You can basically parry enemies and bosses with melee combat or somersault around them in bullet time and keep enemies suspended in the air with twin submachine gun...
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    8 of the Most Influential RPGs Ever Made

    No Fallout, Deus Ex, Planescape: Torment, Vampire the Masquerade: Bloodlines, or System Shock? Not even Ultima or Wizardry, series from the 80's whose innovations have had a hand in shaping almost every video game RPG since? Hell, Ultima Underworld should get a name drop at the very least...
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    8 Console Games that needed better PC Ports

    Beat me to it. Saints Row 2 is in the running for one of the worst PC ports I've ever played, and from CD Projekt for crying out loud. It absolutely needed its modding scene to function correctly (thank you IdolNinja and all the modders behind Gentlemen of the Row). Crap audio (especially the...
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    Marvel's Iron Fist Casts Game of Thrones Alum in Lead Role

    I'd be more concerned with his ability to convincingly portray a martial artist. After all, he'd been stabbing Renly Baratheon for years without killing him.
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    Ringtones

    Anyway, I used to use this until I got complaints: So since then I've kinda been floating between this: and Return of the Mack. Though I will also freely admit to using this for a couple weeks just to bother a friend. [https://soundcloud.com/triplekyu/senpaigoneloveit]
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    Poll: Which squickier loli/shota or guro?

    So it's a pedophilia vs. snuff thread? Why not just stop beating around the bush and post the 4chan iceberg graphic?
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    Fans Launch Petition to Get Danny DeVito to Voice Detective Pikachu

    I'm so on board with that. A serious, hard-boiled detective voice that sounds like it's straight out of Sin City would be a great juxtaposition with Pikachu's family-friendly appearance. One of the down sides to watching It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia is that I cannot divorce the identity of...