Recent content by Harold Hansen

  1. Harold Hansen

    On Reviews

    Previously on Alan Wake "So wait, what you're saying is that in one universe you have intercourse frequently, and in another universe, you're...dry??" "Yes, but that's completely trivial. There are an infinite number of things that could happen at any time, and they always do happen...
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    Manic Pixie Dream Girl

    Hey Sharon, got any banana stickers left?
  3. Harold Hansen

    And Now ... Politics!

    Sheogorath would approve. Captcha still says: "it's super delicious."
  4. Harold Hansen

    Top Ten Sex Tips

    Ten years later as I lie on the fetal position near the end of my psychological therapy session... "I can still...hear them... They won't stop...buzzing..." Captcha says: "It's Super Delicious"
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    Neon Genesis Evangelion

    The last frame in this strip depicts the point at which, during the first episode of this show I ever watched. I switched it off. I can't bear to watch protagonists like this because they don't deserve the role.
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    The Big Picture: Worlds Within Worlds

    Don't know if anybody has mentioned this yet, but in Fallout 3, the combination to the safe in Billy Creel's house is "15 16 23 42". This is a reference to the Lost TV show. The number 42 in the TV series was homage to A Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy, as explained in a Lostpedia interview...
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    Patch Notes

    Wow, that's kinda stupid.
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    The "R" Word

    He's a racist!
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    Scorpion, Impressionist

    "Yeah that's right. He's DEAD. Whatcha gonna do huh?" Scorpion's a real firestarter.
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    Anime ending that disappointed you

    Yeah, I was kind of hoping Kei would have a response, but of course all Japanese protagonists have an inner tool that either comes out sometimes or is a defining characteristic of their personality. I don't like reading manga. It's fine that it has a target audience, but people like me would...
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    Anime ending that disappointed you

    GANTZ You're left wondering if all this went through his head or actually happened. Either way, I was disappointed, since like in Wolf's Rain, everyone dies(props to pixelated for providing an example). Kind of like coming past the climax to a story that didn't turn out in the protagonist's...
  12. Harold Hansen

    The Knight

    But she passed out, she was hanging from a window, and these are perfectly valid points! She really is forever alone, huh?
  13. Harold Hansen

    Poll: Are you a feminist?

    I am a shrubber. My name is Roger the shrubber. I arrange, design, and sell shrubberies. The definition is the "advocacy of women's rights." When an activism is defined specifically in favor of women, or one group, I can't be a part of it, whether it is advocated on the grounds of equality of...
  14. Harold Hansen

    Pep Talk

    When one woman's insanity is threatened by the cure... The only person Erin can trust... Is Erin A Beautiful Mind 2: They're Real, Dammit! Captcha: if it fits
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    Meanwhile #2

    Whatcha tryin' ta say, huh?