Recent content by Haru17

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    Zero Punctuation: Just Cause 3

    Those puns were terrible! I hope they get their just applause.
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    Bethesda Opens New Game Studio in Montreal

    Ahem. Fallout: CANADA But 4-serious it's awesome that they're getting a new studio to assist with production. This only means the Elder Scrolls VI get here faster / smoother.
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    Sony Has Sold Over 30 Million PlayStation 4s

    The difference being that the PS4 already has more / more notable exclusives announced for it than the 360 ever had released.
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    Zero Punctuation: Gears of War: Ultimate Edition

    So, what? Now he finally appreciates the Last of Us by virtue of hating another thing more?
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    Zero Punctuation: Everybody's Gone To The Rapture

    I'm not very interested in the premise of this game, but I'd put even less stock in Yahtzee's opinion of any story ever. It's not like he's liked any of the interesting narrative games of the past few years, or basically any JRPG ever, mind, so in terms of game narrative criticism he's slighting...
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    Zero Punctuation: Yoshi's Woolly World - Cartoon Velociraptor

    So, I'll just keep playing Partners in Time, then; the good baby Mario game...
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    Zero Punctuation: E3 2015 - Hype Train Is Back

    Really, Just Cause 3...? Because apparently the fucking awful gaming zeitgeist gets tired of linear stories and gameplay set pieces, but doesn't get tired of aimless open worlds, guns, explosions, legal reference papers, generic choice-driven narratives, and the dull good vs bad overarching...
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    Zero Punctuation: The Witcher 3: Wild Hunt

    Lol, nope, I'm pretty sure he called the gameplay out on being unbalanced padding, as it is, as it should be. The only great combat in this video was those 2 seconds of the Monster Hunter cover. In any case, 'get it on PC' isn't such a simplistic recommendation as, as the video mentioned, not...
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    Star Wars: Battlefront Will Ignore the Prequels, Free Ep. VII DLC Planned

    At least 4 of 'em ack, ack, ack!
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    Star Wars: Battlefront Will Ignore the Prequels, Free Ep. VII DLC Planned

    I bet there'll be a death star assault / trench run map & mode. Other than that I hope there's enough maps to support the game. I know the ones they have look pretty big and detailed, but with no singleplayer launching with even 10 maps and a handful of modes is iffy (depending on how much free...
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    Zero Punctuation: Half-Life 2 Update - Gravity Gun > Modern FPS

    Stop talking. Go play Monster Hunter. THEN come back here and call it a MMO. It's an single player / online 4 player coop action RPG. There is no persistent world, there are no stats, and there is combat that would make an MMO cry out in joy. Hit detection like you wouldn't believe.
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    Zero Punctuation: Half-Life 2 Update - Gravity Gun > Modern FPS

    You missed MONSTER HUNTER you daft PC cow! Stop complaining about releases until you at least attend to all of the obvious games.
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    The Nothingness

    An unfunny jab at people who don't want the entire medium to be required to run at whatever frame rate a group of individuals deems acceptable. Why don't we make fun of people who don't like cel-shading and then require cel shading for every title? That'd be about as logical.
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    Zero Punctuation: Bloodborne - Bloodly Dark Souls

    You do realize that by that logic he's reviewed Dark Souls 4 times now, right?
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    Zero Punctuation: Bloodborne - Bloodly Dark Souls

    Still evading that Monster Hunter 4 Ultimate review...