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The most surprising bit of information I learned from this is that the characters in SotC had names. Until now I thought Agro was the only named character! Still, Chronicle was a good film, so maybe this has a chance.

Playing Sword of the Stars against my housemates, games can often run past 3 in the morning, with us all saying "Just one more turn". Fairly bad, since late-game turns can last in excess of half an hour due to all the combat and management going on. Has cost me failing to attend 9 o'clock...

Awesome song. For some reason, makes me think of "Be Prepared" from the Lion King. Maybe the the whole "You'd be lost without me!" bit.

Pacman as a 1st or 3rd-person survival horror. You wake up in some maze-like underground testing facility, having been dosed with an experimental drug which causes uncontrollable hunger. You explore the maze, eating the small pills you find to supress the hunger, but are being hunted by...

Oops, double post.

What this video doesn't show is 5 minutes after going to sleep, the Combine beat down her door and drag her away for "repurposing". The world outside of Aperture Science isn't such a great place.

At least the ending of Portal 2 suggests humanity will ultimately triumph over the Combine, or else Chell would likely have surfaced to find the world desolate and lifeless. That's my take on it, anyway.

The only sure-fire way of avoiding being killed by the serial killer is to BE the serial killer, so: START KILLING EVERYONE! Then, when there's only one person left, don't go back to try to finish them off, just leave.

Today, war... war changed. FML. Snake_Solid4

Well, the Zelda series are action/adventure/puzzle games, which is a popular genre that many people can find fun, however unlike most other games of its genre, Zelda doesn't have a protagonist who is A) an embodiment of male meathead douchebaggery (eg. Uncharted), or B) a sexualised male fantasy...

A game as atmospheric-looking at that was canceled for yet another meathead shooter game? Great creative thinking there guys, because brainless violence and profanity is just so original in the gaming culture!

Nice to see my home city getting some game-related news coverage, even if I don't expect this vid will have much effect or relevance to the general chav populace it'll be primarily aimed at.

Right now, I expect CAPCOM are like: The change in design is unexpected, but it doesn't really bother me that much. In Japanese media, it's pretty common for badass characters to start out as dislikable brats, only to "man the hell up" due to shocking or life changing circumstances.

Wakamoto... what a legend. ARRU HAIRU BRITTANIA!!!

Space Marines aren't the only problem for gender equality. As previously mentioned, Orks only have one (very masculine) gender since they happen to be plants, and the Gods only know what female Chaos units will look like. Leather BDSM gear is probably inevitable.