Recent content by Jadarendir

Yeah, mine is the half Demon half Angel Lord of Hell. He's spent billions of years of his life gaining unthinkable amounts of power and learning all the most horrible, twisted, fucked up ways to kill someone and then torture their souls. Not only that, but he's died twice (three times...

Yeah, because it was a joke. Thus my next sentence starting with "Seriously though..."

I find the controls just plain work better on computer. Plus you get the options for mods, cheats, etc. I have my main, no-cheats account, and then I have a super-powered, major-cheat account just for fun. Is good.

I see your zombie and raise you Nathan Fillion's Hammer! the hammer is his penis

I see your 1000 orgasms in 1 and raise you Kiera Knightley.

Ditto.

Unfortunately, you can't. It's the second law of sexual dynamics: If you think a girl is attracted to you, you are wrong. [http://questionablecontent.net/view.php?comic=64] Seriously though, there are signs, but it's different for every girl. Sometimes it's very subtle, sometimes it's...

I'd say the most important things are confidence and consideration. You have to be comfortable with yourself and who you are, but you also need to be considerate and allow others to be comfortable with you. Confidence without arrogance is tricky, but not impossible. Always try to realize when...

I find that most people are under the impression that metal can be dangerous to one's mental state, whereas actual metal heads share more stories of being SAVED by metal than being depressed by it. The fact is, metal is loud and scary and not mainstream, so most people don't understand it and...

I see your control over the space/time continuum and raise you ENLIGHTENMENT!

I work at a call center, but I also play music for a living and did so as my sole source of income for almost two years. Hopefully I will soon be a hugely famous rockstar whose name you all know.

I see your hose and raise you a knot IN the hose.

I see your Kratos and raise you Leonidas. And I bet the conflict will look an awful lot like this [http://thepunchlineismachismo.com/archives/529]

I stole your TARDIS.

I see your Angelina Jolie and raise you Beowulf.