Recent content by JohnnyCakes

"them I think they all suck." To those who know me, I think it'd be comforting to know that I died as I lived; a total prick.

Military dude. I live in the states so I can't be sure its the same in canada, but at 16 all your mom needs to do is sign a parental consent form and you can join the military. Bootcamp kind of sucks but afterwards you got a job, a paycheck, a place to stay, a whole new outlook on life, and...

. I tell you one thing, I'd no longer complain about the extra 15 cents I gotta drop to buy a bottle of water at my local deli, 'cause water would be expensive as hell

6 months before I went to bootcamp, I reluctantly quit smoking so I wouldn't drop dead from the mental stress of bootcamp + nicotine withdrawal + the physical stress of having to run for hours on a pair of tar filled smoker's lungs. I tell you all this to contextualize the following...

I always thought Pathfinder was pretty well designed, and wanted to switch over, but it was rough getting my group to switch over because I'm a piss poor DM.

I destroyed it. The reason was because I believed him a hundred percent when he said he was gonna put human interests first, and if we do survive the reapers as a galactic civilization we are going to have an extremist, manipulative, egomaniac in control of reaper technology who's gonna be...

Kim Jong Il. Sure, he has destroyed his own country in a way never before seen on this planet, but he is the single funniest son of a ***** who ever lived. I will respect anyone so completely insane that they are willing to take over an entire country, and brainwash generations of it's peoples...

Mass Effect 2 where the story just wasn't as good as that of Mass Effect 1. Also Jacob. You'd think with all the money in the bioware vault they could've afforded a better voice actor for Jacob.

ITT: Jokes that you have heard, that are just so mind-blowingly stupid/cheesy that you can't help but laugh at them.

$57 on pizza and only half of it ever got eaten. It haunts me to this day.

U.S.A.: Here comes the cavalry! Whether you wanted/needed/asked for them or not. Westchester: Pizza place, laundromat, barber shop, pizza place, laundromat, barber shop, HEY LOOK AN OLD PRISON! pizza place, laundromat, barber shop, pizza place, laundromat, barber shop...

Non-compliant You asked for one word, and I gave you one and a half, what more need I say?

I can tell you one thing, I bet no one fucks with him in school.

I'm playing infiltrator first, then engineer to see if they've made it not as lame as it was in ME2.

John Constantine, cool though he may be, isn't kicking anyone's ass in a fair fight anytime soon. I'm safe.