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    Fans Petition to Save Ambitious Lord of the Rings Mod

    As i see it, the only possible way they could continue making this is that they get Warner Bros. full backing behind the project, and they actually help them make the mod, and then, with Bethesda's permission, Warner Bros. can keep the mod, and Sell it for profit, like an expansion pack. Not...
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    Unskippable: Yakuza 4 - Part 2

    you selfish bastards! mostly thinking about yourselves?! peh. whatever happened to self sacrifice to milk a franchise of all its money until your fans hate you and they make a crappy game about you where you sit in a room talking japanese at each other about really mundane and pointless topics...
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    LoadingReadyRun: Jonny Three

    Oh god help us when we reach Jonny five. but still. nice progression. cant wait to see old man Jonny, the most badass most awesome pensioner in the land. If he hadnt spent all his pension on that project him and T-dawg started to turn every single book they owned into a form of gram cracker.
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    Elves and Dwarves Don't Define Fantasy

    Fantasy, problem being is that everything and anything these days will get compared to SOMETHING that was vaguely similar, and so creating new fantasy is like throwing another penny into the wishing well in the hope that your penny; being however different in the slightest way; will blow all the...
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    Hackers Target 4chan with Denial of Service Attack

    oh no. anon has turned entirely emo and is now virtually slitting its own wrists.
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    Daily Drop: Jello

    duuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuude. i think im trippin. :P
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    284: Give Me An Axe, I've Had Enough Of This Puzzle

    The "puzzles" in assassins creed 2, are there because it IS part of the narrative, they are obstacles, in the form of a puzzle. you dont have to solve them, but its a nice side-track if you want to, and they are there in the context of the animus, to unlock various bits of information about the...
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    Open Letter to People Who Make Games

    *applause* simply put. its a terrible state of affairs. and something i miss in games, are cheats, that you can use in game, because sometimes, cheats made a game more fun, like in goldeneye on the n64. where you could blow all the computer monitors in a room and after that, all your ammo...
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    The Great Canadian Modern Warfare 2 Rickroll Caper

    someone, please, elect this man to be the president of the internet
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    Zero Punctuation: The Second Annual E3 Hype Massacre

    increasingly not final fantasy for square enix, the fantasy being "WE CAN MAKE THE GAME AGAIN!" huzzah for the the truth if not a little overboard, but if he wasnt overboard, he wouldnt be ben.
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    Zero Punctuation: Siren Blood Curse

    the whole second person perspective has been done many many times on many unsuccessful games, but one successful game i would like to note is geist, unfortunately for only the gamecube. if released on other consoles, im sure it would've done spanktastically well. but it wasnt, and they failed...
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    Three golfers struck by lightning, Who would you save?

    i'd save the 45 year old, as the 45 year old has more of a family probably, that relies on him, the 15 year old is too young to be of any use, and would be a horrid tragedy but meh, and the 65 year old was probably ready for death
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    What will be the next big thing to change human history?

    more like internet High 6! haHA! still, i believe either something will happen involving cthulhu or more likely that wifi gets put into every single thing, bumptop makes us all realise even simple things are fun to play with. and every desk job will be eventually simplified down into a single...
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    Best and worst combat

    hmmm, as for best, im going to go with prince of persia 3, with the whole you can either run and and slaughter them all or jump about quicktime killing them all, and when you killed off a whole horde of the most absolute badass baddies, it made you feel utterly untouchable. whereas worst.... im...
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    Fanboy Confession

    hi im bob, and im an alcoholic... wait, am i in the wrong thread, oh wait, just got confused, yeah, im a retro fanboy, i like old games like dungeon keeper, pacman, zelda. by retro, i mean games on the dreamcast, N64, and similar, more indie in a way