Recent content by MagikMystery

I don't smoke, I never have smoked and I doubt I ever will smoke. But that doesn't change the fact that smoking just looks soooo cool :D

Well the joke's actually from the simpsons episode "Bart the Geneus". If you differentiate both sides of the equation y = (r^3)/3, with respect to r, you get dy/dr = r^2. Rearrange to get dy = (r^2)dr = rdrr :D

First thread I ever created and it's got onto the third page over night :D Anyways, here's some more. Two maths proffesors are sitting in a cafe discussing. The first one says "I think most people have at least some mathematical knowledge." The second says "No way, most people don't have...

Alright then, this is the thread for all kinds of maths and science related jokes, whether they're the kind that you'll only get if you've got a PHD in the subject or ones making fun of scientists or just any general jokes relating to maths or science. (Also, if this thread gets popular enough...

As Aardvark Soup says, Game Maker is another possibility and its probably just as good as the one I suggested, I dont know, I've never tried it but whatever. And you've already got a link to the one I suggested but you could always try them both. But I would not reccomend learning a...

http://www.clickteam.com/eng/demo.php and click on the games factory 2 link and save file etc.

The program that first got me into writing computer games was called The Games Factory, it was great because it let you make resionably good games easily and without writing any code at all (it had a system where there was a big grid and you put in conditions then said how it affected all the...

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So do I and they're not lamb. (They're jelly babies) Also, I have an IQ of 1000. (rounded up from 140)

Back in a biology class in primary school, we were copying out of the text book and I could see the word organism at the end of the paragraph. I was thinking "Don't write orgasm, don't write orgasm, don't write orgasm". I then wrote orgasm... Facepalm.

I'll help someone if it looks like they need the help and if it won't take too much of my time unless they're being insulting or unpleasant.

I'm much much better on a PC, at least for FPSs, I just really don't like the joysticks on controllers.

Guild Wars for me. Had a 55 and 600hp monk and took it as a challenge to try and farm every single zone in the game. And when eye of the north came out, I spent ages and ages completing missions and running around corners of the map to get a rainbow phoenix. I'd played over 2k hours by the time...