Recent content by Martin Clarke

This and Advent Rising.

Masterful, the puzzles have to be difficult as the staff at The Escapist clearly know that we will be googling the hell out of the answers. Anyone who doesn't is either a liar, clairvoyent or a genius! These puzzles were a brilliant idea!

"Any society that puts people in prison for being a dick is a society that's in deep trouble indeed." 'Cept he wasn't just being a dick, he was inflicting emotional stress on a personal level. This goes beyond simply getting a rise out of people, this firmly falls into the region of...

That's a winner.

That just about nails every point I was going to make, I concur completely.

This. Worst video ever to darken The Escapist, not amusing in the slightest. The sole source of amusement to be derived from that utter drivel would be that of controversy "omg they didn't do that?!"; cheap, stupid and lazy humour. Video's of this sort have no place on The Escapist's...

The final challenge, at the bottom of the pit of trials, in "Paper Mario: The Thousand Year Door". The cliffhanger ending to "Advent Rising" and consequently finding out that a sequel was postponed indefinitely. Last Boss on "Viewtiful Joe", to this day I have NEVER beaten him. Finally...

Beautiful.

That last joke slayed me, primarily I think to the flawless derisive delivery. Yahtzee you are coming on leaps and bounds, keep it up.