Recent content by Nick Lerman

B'lyeh Fhlop It's time to plumb this depth like a c'thannon ball. Read Full Article

I welcome any and all drawings in my threads! It's amazing that I have survived the year. I have more episodes of Duck vs. Bunny and the war they wage throughout time. Perhaps some of them will see the light of day. A little trivia from this weeks episode: I have actually held in my...

Is that a refrigerator shaped like an infant or is it just used to keep them cold? Either way, high praise indeed! Your time and eye-strain do not go unappreciated.

Chinese Barbecue Chainsaw Massacre Artisanal terror served with craft fear and horrorganic farm to fork flesh from the finest fowl. Read Full Article

Never forget... She will silently judge you, FOREVER and possibly command you to do terrible things.

I am, at times, inscrutable. When scruted, ludicrous IS the usual conclusion. 19 is a fair (and prime) number. This improbable video game comic is almost a year old!

The boat dropped me off in the silly region of the ocean a long time ago. I hope they'll return to fetch me soon. My fingers are all wrinkly and I'm almost out of poodles.

Thank you for your questions. The sharks themselves are quite natural but the hats, wigs, noses, ruffled collars, baggy suits and various other accoutré mon are predominantly sourced from China. Vietnamese and Philippine manufacturing sectors are making inroads, as of late. The animosity...

Shark of the Week A moment of silence for the heroic and terrifying heritage of the poodle dog. Read Full Article

Sometimes when you mix banana and bourbon... magic happens!

Excessive use of beam and banana will lead to excessive use of buttwipes

Thanks to your much appreciated comment, I spent a fair bit of time today reading about experiments involving roaches and caffeine. The results were interesting but inconclusive. This weeks issue is really more a set of guidelines than actual rules to help us while away what time we have...

If we were clams it might have been "climax" but we are apes! Edit: Clams have no butts and prefer vodka. Double Edit: I could find no evidence that clams have any opinion on bananas.

We Are Apes, This Is Our Apex Bananas, Bourbon, Buttwipé Read Full Article

May I Offer You My Business Card? Look at that subtle off-white coloring. Read Full Article