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I'm surprised the player didn't kill another player with a knife, leading to the referee killing the player, the crowd killing the referee and then mass hysteria breaking out from which there would be but one survivor (Mr. Rogers). I'm appalled by the barbarity displayed in this most macabre...

When I read the news (1979 - 2013) I thought it was some guffaw of some sort. Like he managed to come across something so awful that he "died" and was making a comedic story about it. Perhaps he even made a retrospective of his life up to the point of being married and planned to move on from...

I enjoy an experience that is both masterful in gameplay and story. Such a thing is nigh impossible to accomplish through the means of multiplayer alone. Though it is indeed true that a good singleplayer game can have good multiplayer. Thus, my preference lies towards SP only but I don't...

This generation is fugly in both appearance and what goes down in corporate. But at least the PS4 doesn't look like a decades old appliance like the others. The worst I can compare it to is if a Wii got obese, fell onto a saw and had some samaritan handyman slap some more LEDs across it.

Original was too rough. Good for the time, but the most basic of 'em all. Fucking loved it, though. I broke my leg around the time it came out, so the memories of me in a cast are indefinitely tied to that title. The intro gives me goosebumps to this day, and I recall Mario/Fox/Ness being my...

Dead Rising. A million times over, Dead Rising. That game and it's sequel were great. Dead Island on the other hand, was "meh" incarnate. Playable, yes. Enjoyable, for a little while. But it became bland, boring and all sorts of mediocre adjectives as time went by (specifically after the...

As long as they keep him well away from those involved with the writing alongside the writing itself. If only a voice is provided, it's okay. If I were to give Seth Mac-F any compliment at all it would be that his VA skills are good if not only decent. Would definitely be passable in the world...

In general? Neutral. My first impression of this site was that everyone was sophisticated, mostly polite and all that jazz. But then I realized that it's likely a facade brought about by the strict set of rules. If you want to get banned, you insult somebody directly. If you want to cheat the...

It's like somebody tossed a brick at their skull and activated the "common sense" portion of their brain... Anyway, this is a great thing to have happened (if true). A true victory for the consumer if ever there was one, spotting horrendous practices and stopping them (months) before they reach...

At first, I laughed. North Korea wanting to release a console(?) to monitor the few over there rich enough to buy it. But then I realized something that's probably cliche around here at this point. You know you fucked up when the only person that likes what you did is Kim Jong Un, leader of...

I can finally achieve my lifelong dream of becoming a Wizard. First plan of action would be to master the arcane arts. Second, to forge a magic blade. And third would be...eh, there isn't really anything concrete for that. A change of name might also be in order. Oh, and monsters? Not...

His name is Larry Hyrb. Major Nelson was a character from the '60s show I dream of Jeannie that he must of watched at some point and subsequently thought the name sounded cool. No different than if the character Kevin Butler (played by Jerry Lambert) was named Major Tom instead, with the...

Companies might very well learn that fucking their consumer-base up the arse with a spiked dinger is not acceptable. Or at least, doing it in such a blatant manner. In fact, I'm certain that the PR departments of other companies have already written notes on what not to do just by observing...

Probably, yeah. At this point I would strongly prefer it not to be permanent, though. Much too used to being like I am at the now. So much so, that I'd likely be a bloody lesbian during the temporary switch. I imagine the first thing anybody would do would be to retreat to their bathroom and...

Today, your enemies. Tomorrow, your pizza. The day after, your rights. Drones replace the pilot, which is good (unless you're now out of a job). It ends up with the life of one less on the line and the vehicle can be designed without the need for a person being inside. I'm pretty sure it...