Recent content by NikolaiTampernun

LASERCAAAAAAAAAT!!!! D:

I'd be slightly more pixelated, but otherwise pretty much the same. Oh, except with red eyes and red hair.

Really, I don't even think the reporter believes it. Doesn't it strike anyone else that he's treating her like some manner of pet when they're running? She stops and he's all like "and that's what happens when you stop" with almost a chuckle. Maybe she is faking it.

SAVE THE CHEERLEADER, SAVE THE WORLD.

Hm. Well, I did once stare into the dark and reach out to press the Half Life 2 flashlight button...

"I'm talking to you, bitchtits!" Haha, damn. I thought toad would have a plan, not just fail to kill them. Is this god mode striking again?

I SHALL CONSUME MY SEVERED ARM AND ABSORB ITS ARM-Y POWERS INTO MYSELF IN ORDER TO GROW A NEW ARM. But seriously, the last thing on my mind in a crash devastating enough to claim my limbs is "gee i wonder how human biceps taste". In any case, "right" and "wrong" are so incredibly...

Huh. I'd have to be far more desperate than I am right now, so I don't think I'd fuck a robot. At least not yet. :D

Someone needs to stuff a midget into that thing....

How is that a "weird" last request?

Damnit, I was hoping this thread would either be an epic story in which someone got shot, or an interesting forum game. Instead it's just someone whining about generic not-particularly-rare girl drama and comparing it naively to being shot. People overdramatize things way too much. Pour this...

You know it, Tom. That's what happens when you do awesome crazy voices and acting.

Yay, you saved me effort. ^Truth.

It's Tom, duh. :P He was also the Morrowind ring seeking guy.

You mean the elevator? If by NMH you mean No More Heroes, specifically http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Qb17xrWLaVE <- this music, it's similar but not the same. Actually, the melody from the elevator was played in the background during part of the emotions montage. And the melody has...