Recent content by Paksenarrion

A Dolphin Translation Machine? You'll poke your eye out.

'xactly! Yer na a bloody miracle worker! Ye cannae break th' laws o' physics!

Has anyone ever done a "Where is the search bar?" thread?

What in the nine hells are you guys talking about? What is a haiku?

Sounds like she has just altered the deal. Pray she does not alter it any further.

I'd probably react in a similar fashion as this video:

Actually, I read in the Dead Sea Scrolls that I would post in this very thread on May 9, 2011 at 5:53pm.

I read the two books after that. And then Portal 2 came out and it all made sense.

I want "Evening at the Improv"!

The internet.

When I first read the thread title, a song started playing in my head... When I was a young boy my father took me into the city to see a marching band. He said, "Son when you grow up will you be the Savior of the broken, the beaten and the Damned?" He said, "Will you defeat...

I wish I was rich enough to be bored.

Lying is a curious element in testing. After a while, test subjects stop believing you. And then they murder you. Twice. That's why I prefer robots.

Don't forget your portal gun!

The power to lose hair on any part of my body. However, it grows back at a normal rate. I would never need to shave again.