Recent content by Paksenarrion

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    Dolphin Translation Machine Coming Soon

    A Dolphin Translation Machine? You'll poke your eye out.
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    my gf is a pothead

    'xactly! Yer na a bloody miracle worker! Ye cannae break th' laws o' physics!
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    Recycled threads

    Has anyone ever done a "Where is the search bar?" thread?
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    Poll: Quick!Make a Poem!

    What in the nine hells are you guys talking about? What is a haiku?
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    Need help!!!!! Fiancee might leave me!!!!!

    Sounds like she has just altered the deal. Pray she does not alter it any further.
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    If Your Spouse Was A Murderer...

    I'd probably react in a similar fashion as this video:
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    The world is going to end on May 21, 2011

    Actually, I read in the Dead Sea Scrolls that I would post in this very thread on May 9, 2011 at 5:53pm.
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    Open to Interpretation Endings

    I read the two books after that. And then Portal 2 came out and it all made sense.
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    Prop Maker Builds Incredible Talking Portal Turret

    I want "Evening at the Improv"!
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    Let's hustle and do some science!

    The internet.
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    'Slut' Parade

    When I first read the thread title, a song started playing in my head... When I was a young boy my father took me into the city to see a marching band. He said, "Son when you grow up will you be the Savior of the broken, the beaten and the Damned?" He said, "Will you defeat...
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    Poll: It should be illegal to be this bored.

    I wish I was rich enough to be bored.
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    Lying; How amazing it is

    Lying is a curious element in testing. After a while, test subjects stop believing you. And then they murder you. Twice. That's why I prefer robots.
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    You still have superpowers, but....

    The power to lose hair on any part of my body. However, it grows back at a normal rate. I would never need to shave again.