Recent content by Robert Ewing

Way to go Microsoft, way to go. In other news, Fuck Microsoft, and everything it has ever done or will do. That's right, I'm not even giving it a chance to redeem itself. It's gone too far. Shitty operating systems, shitty software, shitty gaming platform, shitty social media systems, shitty...

Is this a tactic to get the elderly population, afraid of video games and high fantasy on their side? Because if so, mission really not accomplished.

Woah woah, England and France are FAMOUS historical enemies, this is pretty much the only century we haven't been spilling each others guts out on a field in Belgium.

*takes off glasses. Puts hand over face* SIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIGGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH Seriously though, what the hell is going on.

England here! We're all stereotyped as thuggish, football hooligans with bad teeth a hilarious cockney accent and a hilarious disregard for immigrants. Yes a few of us a thuggish due to the MANY social problems we have in this country, football is an incredibly popular sport to the point...

Eh, Japan and China are token enemies. South Korea and North Korea are the same. England and France are the same. America and... the entire middle east. I'm routing for Japan... despite the fact they have no chance if this does escalate. Sadly China is powerful beyond all recognition, so...

Hurray for wednesday. I might get Darksiders 2. I'll have to actually play the first one though, at the moment its gathering dust

I cannot wait... It looks so good

Ah, that would indeed be a good point. But if he's actually gotten to the point of actually telling the investors this, then surely he must be starting to get desperate, or at least a bit hot under the collar.

God dammit Iwata. I don't care if YOU think mario games aren't too frequent. Everybody else with a brainstem believes it should be smothered to death by now. Only the die hard fans look forward to the next shitty mario title.

It's not the men at fault here. Its the men you associate with. I've never cheated on anyone. I've had a grand total of 13 proper girlfriends, I am 19 years of age, so I guess that would count as a fair few. 100% of them has cheated on me. Trust me, the desire to betray the person you...

Well, I've been saying this for years. And so has a lot of people. Glad to see someone's getting paid to say it.

The middle-east must be a proving ground for virus's or something, they always start there these days D:

Don't fuck this game up... please...

Hey guys, I have a month or two to spare. So what is the game with the longest story line? but before you comment! 1 - It has to be the STORY MODE, no multiplayer or side quest nonsense padding out the hours. 2 - Open worlds are technically a yes, but the endless free roam fun should...